Happy Birthday 5 MI Bn (V)

#1
Congratulations!

And it came to pass that all volunteers south of Watford Gap were very happy.

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth in London when they realised what they were left with.
 
#2
Ed Straker - wicked sense of humour :D

Yes, Happy Birthday 5MI
 
#3
Happy Birthday 5 (V) MI. But will regulars be able to tell the difference?
 
#6
I don't you slags!
 
#8
Ed_Straker said:
Cockney 3 MI Bn (V) nutjob.
2 MI Bn squire, or do I have to urinate in your face again?
 
#9
Is it just because I'm out of the loop or is it something else, but has anyone found out who the CO and RSM are going to be? Only interested as they won't be STABs.
 
#10
Ed_Straker said:
Congratulations!

And it came to pass that all volunteers south of Watford Gap were very happy.

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth in London when they realised what they were left with.
Yes indeed, a cheery beautiful British cheery hip hip to 5 MI.

I believe a memo will soon be coming out to Seniors in 5MI on how to deal with some withdrawal symptoms that troops may encounter. The main one will be that it is likely to expect a Coy to found all crammed in minibuses in the TAC car-park, with blank expressions whilst clutching pies on Friday nights. It seems that this will probably be a reaction to not driving for between 4-8 hours.

A structured theraputic solution is for Seniors to make a home made motorway sign that reads' Crowborough 300 miles' and subsequent ones with lesser mileage. Then camouflage themselves as a roadside verge and shuffle past ther minibus to simulate that the vehicle is moving. For added realism, a 'my first play kitchen' could be used to simulate a roadside butty van and sell pies (with optional 'unhygenic pie proprieter's hair/pubes') to the troops for an over-inflated sum. Then susequent Fridays, signs with lesser mileage should be introduced until symptoms disappear.
 
#11
Excellent point.

However, be aware of the increasing spectre of 'joint training', which may necessitate many arduous hours of mini-bus travel and subsequent pie-eating?
 
#12
There are some very bitter people on here, chill out folks.
 
#13
Jealousy thats all :D

I "google earthed" Coulby Newham and thankfully its got some greenery around. I was afraid it would be an industrial wasteland.

No doubt someone will correct me..........

(Should've gone to the French Embassy like my parole officer suggested)
 
#14
Congratulations? - what for? 3 MI had been dysfunctional for years.

The real question is 1,2,3,4 or 5 - where is the value for money?

Thousands of INNOCENT civilians murdered
White Flags over Basra Palace in Viet-raq - al la Brave Sir Robin
One of the best poppy crops for yonks in Afghaninam
2m children in the UK below the poverty line
How many broken families?
Record Oil prices
and one of the darkest stains on British military history ever.

And don't come back with any jingoistic bluff - it was the 'community' that verified the lies that kicked it all off in the first place! 45 minutes? - my **rse!

Be the Best? - yeah, at least try......
 
#15
Alcides said:
Congratulations? - what for? 3 MI had been dysfunctional for years.

The real question is 1,2,3,4 or 5 - where is the value for money?

Thousands of INNOCENT civilians murdered
White Flags over Basra Palace in Viet-raq - al la Brave Sir Robin
One of the best poppy crops for yonks in Afghaninam
2m children in the UK below the poverty line
How many broken families?
Record Oil prices


"The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind."

You nutjob.
 
#17
Alcides said:
Congratulations? - what for? 3 MI had been dysfunctional for years.

The real question is 1,2,3,4 or 5 - where is the value for money?

Thousands of INNOCENT civilians murdered
White Flags over Basra Palace in Viet-raq - al la Brave Sir Robin
One of the best poppy crops for yonks in Afghaninam
2m children in the UK below the poverty line
How many broken families?
Record Oil prices
and one of the darkest stains on British military history ever.

And don't come back with any jingoistic bluff - it was the 'community' that verified the lies that kicked it all off in the first place! 45 minutes? - my **rse!

Be the Best? - yeah, at least try......
Cor - is he one of them subversives they bang on about in them lectures? I must dash into work and submit my NTT - or then I could reflect on the fact very few wars (sorry conflicts) have been fought over anything but resources, people die from poverty even when there is no war, civilians are invariably innocent etc. Forgive my cynicism Alcides (Mr Wah) what are you doing to stop wars, child poverty etc, etc? I am now off to get drunk!
 
#18
No-one said you could stop war you slag - my point is the fact that 1,2,3,4 or 5 is a waste of money. I mean - really - Afghanistan - Taliban 1 Coalition 0..... maybe just one more sping offensive, maybe

Iraq - we bravely ran away!!!

No, sorry I would safely swap the budget for 3&5 for whatever is behind the red door!

Its my tax money duffer
 
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