Happy Australia Day

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Jan 26, 2013.

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  1. Throw another Abbo on the barbie and whatnot.

  2. And for tomorrow, when you're bunged up after eating too many koalas in Bundaburg sauce:

  3. I'll tip my hat in the direction of the nearest prison in honour of the occasion.
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  4. The bogans and housos were out in force around Darling Harbour .......bless em and their welfare cheques
  5. Happy Invasion Day.
  6. bushfires are out!! toowoomba floods start on monday, got to love the aussie climate!!!
  7. Do we burn an Ausie in celebration or is it something else?
  8. Monty Python put it succintly:
    'This here is the wattle, it's the emblem of our land,
    You can stick it in a bottle, or hold it in your hand.
    Australia's a lovely place, it's full of bonzer blokes,
    There's lots of beer and no-ones queer
    Except in pommy jokes.'
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  9. All the best to you bunch of deviant wombat molesters. Hope you've got something interesting strapped down on the barbie.
  10. Fom a cousin in the UK:

    "St Australia day" the silly bitch on real radio said!!
  11. Happy Birthday Straylia.
  12. I was watching the womens tennis final earlier, not for the tennis, I just like watching hot sweaty women playing with balls and the bloody drongos halted the match midway through the final set while they set some fucking fireworks off.

    It`s just not cricket.