happy 18th

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  1. im 18 today but i have no ID,and i dont look a day over 12 either, oh the joys
  2. Did it not occur to you to get yourself a provisional driving licence or a passport before you turned 18?
  3. Give the doorman a sly one off the wrist he will let you in.

    Enjoy your first pint, Hope someone glasses you then rapes you, then robs your identity and takes out finance in your name, knocks it and you get sent down for it and do a stretch in Shropshires hardest nick.

    Happy fcukign Birthday, hope its truly miserable and that the misery continues beyond Christmas
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Congratulations, same age as me.
  5. Why not go out for a celebratory pint with Gary Glitter?

  6. Look on the bright side, since you look 12 you can still earn a fortune providing sexual release to Cadet AIs and it won't be illegal anymore.
  7. MDN, that was random.

    Seriously, why haven't you got a provisional drivers licence? At the very least you must have a passport?! Tool.
  8. And thats the voice of experience, look you.
  9. He is gary glitter on the prowl