Hangovers

Discussion in 'Army Pay, Claims & JPA' started by Mutineer, Dec 17, 2008.

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  1. The worst thing about working in RHQ is the inability the convincingly hide the absolutely massive 'would kill a civvy' hangover that I am currently cursed with, due to a most excellent Offrs to Sgts Christmas function last night.

    Can anyone suggest a meaningless chore I can complete at my desk until it is time to go home? At the moment it is MS, but I am concerned that I am damaging the careers of my soldiers through my inability to focus.....
     
  2. Do some spoof NOTICAS & get the CNO to go round in a Santa costume. Trust me - it'll go down a fcuking storm.
     
  3. pretend you are actually dead....
     
  4. Not a good idea. If it fails the shiz will hit the fan. If it works, his/her pay will be stopped. Lose lose.
     
  5. 10:00... isn't it nearly tea and toast time?!
     
  6. Sympathise with you today old chap, I asked for a late start after a Xmas do and got the royal F O fromm my RAF Sgt!! Who interestingly has PHONED in sick today...no Med Cen and chitty for these chaps, they just make us Army chaps of stronger stuff lol
     
  7. I awarded myself a late start due to my inability to raise myself from the horizontal position this morning. Nearly sliced my own head off shaving and currently look like I have been poked in both eyes with a spade.

    The pain continues......
     
  8. Keep those suggestions coming guys. Tried the 'pretending to be dead' for a bit but nobody seemed to notice any difference.

    Loving the CNO Santa idea though.....!!
     
  9. You need a nice cup of tea a handfull of Anadin Xtra and a cold cloth for your head....
     
  10. Thats what makes us special you see, the ability to make work regardless of state or being completely unproductive whilst there! I am just about to put stores on my door and go for a looonnggg lunch. I have another do tonight , I love this time of year wouldn't have it any other way.
     
  11. Get spewing ! Get in the heads and chunder to your hearts content, then have a power w*nk, works a treat !
     
  12. Oh yes please....! That sounds like the best idea ever.

    Can you come round......?
     
  13. I am too weak to make it as far as the Gents - which kinda rules out both options.....
     
  14. Im just making a cup Blackcurrant Lemsip for an Engineer with Man Flu but once thats done I can come round... you see you do need secretaries....
     
  15. Ohhh nurse...

    Be quick. I can't last much longer.......