Hangovers

#1
The worst thing about working in RHQ is the inability the convincingly hide the absolutely massive 'would kill a civvy' hangover that I am currently cursed with, due to a most excellent Offrs to Sgts Christmas function last night.

Can anyone suggest a meaningless chore I can complete at my desk until it is time to go home? At the moment it is MS, but I am concerned that I am damaging the careers of my soldiers through my inability to focus.....
 
#6
Sympathise with you today old chap, I asked for a late start after a Xmas do and got the royal F O fromm my RAF Sgt!! Who interestingly has PHONED in sick today...no Med Cen and chitty for these chaps, they just make us Army chaps of stronger stuff lol
 
#7
I awarded myself a late start due to my inability to raise myself from the horizontal position this morning. Nearly sliced my own head off shaving and currently look like I have been poked in both eyes with a spade.

The pain continues......
 
#8
Keep those suggestions coming guys. Tried the 'pretending to be dead' for a bit but nobody seemed to notice any difference.

Loving the CNO Santa idea though.....!!
 
#10
Thats what makes us special you see, the ability to make work regardless of state or being completely unproductive whilst there! I am just about to put stores on my door and go for a looonnggg lunch. I have another do tonight , I love this time of year wouldn't have it any other way.
 
#12
Gracie said:
You need a nice cup of tea a handfull of Anadin Xtra and a cold cloth for your head....
Oh yes please....! That sounds like the best idea ever.

Can you come round......?
 
#13
reni_77 said:
Get spewing ! Get in the heads and chunder to your hearts content, then have a power w*nk, works a treat !
I am too weak to make it as far as the Gents - which kinda rules out both options.....
 
#14
Mutineer said:
Gracie said:
You need a nice cup of tea a handfull of Anadin Xtra and a cold cloth for your head....
Oh yes please....! That sounds like the best idea ever.

Can you come round......?
Im just making a cup Blackcurrant Lemsip for an Engineer with Man Flu but once thats done I can come round... you see you do need secretaries....
 
#15
Gracie said:
Mutineer said:
Gracie said:
You need a nice cup of tea a handfull of Anadin Xtra and a cold cloth for your head....
Oh yes please....! That sounds like the best idea ever.

Can you come round......?
Im just making a cup Blackcurrant Lemsip for an Engineer with Man Flu but once thats done I can come round... you see you do need secretaries....
Ohhh nurse...

Be quick. I can't last much longer.......
 
#16
Mutineer said:
Gracie said:
Mutineer said:
Gracie said:
You need a nice cup of tea a handfull of Anadin Xtra and a cold cloth for your head....
Oh yes please....! That sounds like the best idea ever.

Can you come round......?
Im just making a cup Blackcurrant Lemsip for an Engineer with Man Flu but once thats done I can come round... you see you do need secretaries....
Ohhh nurse...

Be quick. I can't last much longer.......
Oh I think you'll find you probably can.... :wink:
 
#17
1x Can Irn Bru
1x Greasy Burger

makes you feel better or at least gives you something to vom, which makes you feel better.
 
#18
Very large cup of tea with lots of sugar.
1 pint of resh orange juice.
2 Nurofen.
2 antacid tablets.
A really good beer sh1t.

That lot will square you well away.
 
#19
Thanks for all the help guys (and especially Gracie - the cold cloth on the head worked a treat)!

The worst is now over and I am nearly in a fit state to attempt solid foodstuffs.

Won't be too much longer before my blood/alcohol ratio is below the legal drink/drive limit and I can make tracks outta here!!!!

Merry Christmas.

Ho ho ho.
 
#20
Mutineer said:
The worst thing about working in RHQ is the inability the convincingly hide the absolutely massive 'would kill a civvy' hangover that I am currently cursed with, due to a most excellent Offrs to Sgts Christmas function last night.

Can anyone suggest a meaningless chore I can complete at my desk until it is time to go home? At the moment it is MS, but I am concerned that I am damaging the careers of my soldiers through my inability to focus.....
Find the nearest stationary store, it needs a stock take, with the door shut....
 
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