Hangover Euphemisms...

#1
A 'quick drink with a mate after work' last night turned into staggering home out of ones face sometime between 3 and 4 this morning, with the prospect of covering a few hours at work ahead of me this morning. I'm now at my desk feeling the after effects of a night of assorted Stella, Vin rouge & JD IE cold sweat, the sh1ts, minging headache, and am looking for suitable phrases to describe my condition - 'Eyes like p1ssholes in the snow' and 'Mouth like a Turkish wrestlers jockstrap' spring to mind, whos got any more?
 
#2
Feeling like Hitler when he got the gas bill
 
#7
wet_blobby said:
Has the world started falling out of your arrse yet just to add to the misery?
I did drop quite an incredible bomb about 20 minutes ago- expelling a hard, crusty cap of solidified faeces, followed by a blast of runny, oily matter that gave off a stench like it had been matured for a couple of days...
 
#8
Well I have a mouth like a Camels cnut, and I would like to thank those ex QDG Barstewards who must have pissed in my mouth last night, round two starts this afternoon in Cardiff
 
#10
waking up and discovering a bear has shat on your tongue and someone's put a rattlesnake nest in your stomach!!
 
#11
tropper66 said:
Well I have a mouth like a Camels cnut, and I would like to thank those ex QDG Barstewards who must have pissed in my mouth last night, round two starts this afternoon in Cardiff
Would they be the same blokes who also shat in your trousers?

Feeling rough as a badger's arse.
 
#14
MacSapper said:
Heid like a Fitba,

Get some Irn Bru doon ye
I had a can of scotland's second finest export on my way in, it does have a strange restorative effect...
 
#15
JoeCivvie said:
tropper66 said:
Well I have a mouth like a Camels cnut, and I would like to thank those ex QDG Barstewards who must have pissed in my mouth last night, round two starts this afternoon in Cardiff
Would they be the same blokes who also shat in your trousers?

Feeling rough as a badger's arse.
I am thankfull that there were no Donkeys or Goats about last night
 
#16
The booze gorilla visited last night, trashed your room, nicked all your money and shat in your mouth.
 
#17
airforceone said:
The booze gorilla visited last night, trashed your room, nicked all your money and shat in your mouth.
...put a half eaten kebab exactly where your foot meets the floor on getting out of bed, and ruffled up your hair. :D
 
#19
My personal favourite;
A headache that would kill a small child.
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
Biscuits_Brown The NAAFI Bar 5
FunkyNewBlood The Intelligence Cell 0
PartTimePongo The NAAFI Bar 155

Similar threads

New Posts

Latest Threads

Top