Old mate was over tonight, former member of Green Mafia. Twixt us both about 60 fags, 3/4 crate Guinness draft, bottle of JD and quite a few tins of Buttwiper, Couple of Kebabs and a packet or six of biscuits, brown with spready cheese on (to commemorate that which had been removed). Now, Mrs. went to bed hours ago in the huff. I've been trying to wait until I can be sure she's dead to the world so as not to receive damage to the ear/brain through yapping. I have developed major hangover without sleeping. Can never sleep with hangover. No booze left. Help!