Handy Phrases for British Workers in the Middle East.

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  1. KBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.
    Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

    KHREL, JEPAHEHMANEH VA JAYEII AMRIKAHEY.
    I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies
    travelling as reporters.

    TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELLEH BEZORG VA KHUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM.
    The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you, I must have the recipe.

    EKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT PARH GUSH DIVAR.
    I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart.

    MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH GHORBAN.
    A red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

    HOWMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GORTEH BANDE.
    I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.

    BALLI BALLI BALLI.
    Whatever you say.

    AUTO ARRAREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPHAHEH-HASTI.
    It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

    CASHAL-EH FASHAL-EH TUPHEMAN NA DEGAT MAN GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARIR BEHMESHVAREHMA.
    If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.