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#6
.... But the Duty Officer came into the Guardroom, and caught the guard shagging someone in the dark. He took his turn and it wasn't until he hit the vinegar stroke that someone turned on the lights and he realised it was his daughter...
 
#7
.... But the Duty Officer came into the Guardroom, and caught the guard shagging someone in the dark. He took his turn and it wasn't until he hit the vinegar stroke that someone turned on the lights and he realised it was his daughter...
He was so distraught he decided to desert and stole a tank to make good his escape.
 
#13
But the tank broke down, so he stole a Stally instead and headed for the channel ports......
.... before it broke down he'd been refused service at a Bar on the edge of Lune burg heath so he fired a blank round at an open window and blew all of the glass out of the place. It was ok though because he did a deal with the landlord for a handbag of hoff so the landlord could get a hefty reparations claim in for double glazing.....
 
#14
.... before it broke down he'd been refused service at a Bar on the edge of Lune burg heath so he fired a blank round at an open window and blew all of the glass out of the place. It was ok though because he did a deal with the landlord for a handbag of hoff so the landlord could get a hefty reparations claim in for double glazing.....
When he got out of Collie,for desertion and theft of a tank, he was on ex and all the farmers were giving cases of schnapps to drive over their crops so they could claim compo from the MoD.
 

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