Handbags and whatever...

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    Classy bit of fluff wanted to accompany me to the Summer Ball, preferably Manchester based :wink:

  2. Perhaps an escort service might be worth a try?

    Or failing that, use the $250 the escort would have cost, and instead pay for 7 manchester hookers, with enough left over for a bottle of White Lighting. Knock the ball on the head, and get elbow deep in some hookers.
  3. My bold

    I think I've spotted the flaw in your plan mate! :wink:

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  4. msr

    msr LE

    Not paying on principle ;)

  5. msr

    msr LE


    I have already noted that in the original post - you are not wrong :)

  6. Well tell them you're aged 33, 6' tall, with an athletic build .... and you'll supply a photo. Say why you haven't got a girlfriend. Tempt them with your interests and sparkling wit. Sell yourself, man!!!! (p.s. .... you wanna pimp??)
  7. Good man, I said it should have been in Lonely Hearts - now can we have photos please??
  8. I told you, buy me a frock, I will lose 2 stone, you will be right.

    Unless I am trapped in Death_Rowams cellar, with him singing Tammy Wynette songs to me.
  9. Some people might call that libel. I hate Tammy Wynette.
  10. msr

    msr LE


    If you lost 2 stone there would be nothing left....

  11. Hey, Mr msr, put "Summer Ball" in the title for better result............ and tempt them.
  12. msr

    msr LE

    Haven't got a bird, hence the advert:

    My friends say that am honest, funny, open minded, and up for most things. Then they ask for another fiver ;)

    I enjoy going out for a drink or a meal and intimate nights in, especially when I am doing the cooking.

  13. msr, get yourself a smart-looking ladyboy as a guest. Act very pi$$ed (shouldn't be too hard) and have fun as the single members try to tap off with him/her. Hee hee.

    Of course, it could backfire and result in the shortest membership of the Mess ever.
  14. msr

    msr LE

    I did specify bird, not speciality prostitute....

    Are you from a Corps?