Handbags and whatever...

#1
Classy bit of fluff wanted to accompany me to the Summer Ball, preferably Manchester based :wink:

msr
 
#2
Perhaps an escort service might be worth a try?


Or failing that, use the $250 the escort would have cost, and instead pay for 7 manchester hookers, with enough left over for a bottle of White Lighting. Knock the ball on the head, and get elbow deep in some hookers.
 
#3
msr said:
Classy bit of fluff wanted to accompany me to the Summer Ball, preferably Manchester based :wink:

msr
My bold

I think I've spotted the flaw in your plan mate! :wink:



:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 
#4
Not paying on principle ;)

msr
 
#5
CS,

I have already noted that in the original post - you are not wrong :)

msr
 
#6
Well tell them you're aged 33, 6' tall, with an athletic build .... and you'll supply a photo. Say why you haven't got a girlfriend. Tempt them with your interests and sparkling wit. Sell yourself, man!!!! (p.s. .... you wanna pimp??)
 
#7
Good man, I said it should have been in Lonely Hearts - now can we have photos please??
 
#8
msr said:
Classy bit of fluff wanted to accompany me to the Summer Ball, preferably Manchester based :wink:

msr
I told you, buy me a frock, I will lose 2 stone, you will be right.

Unless I am trapped in Death_Rowams cellar, with him singing Tammy Wynette songs to me.
 
#9
Some people might call that libel. I hate Tammy Wynette.
 
#10
Dale,

If you lost 2 stone there would be nothing left....

msr
 
#12
Haven't got a bird, hence the advert:

My friends say that am honest, funny, open minded, and up for most things. Then they ask for another fiver ;)

I enjoy going out for a drink or a meal and intimate nights in, especially when I am doing the cooking.

msr
 
#13
msr, get yourself a smart-looking ladyboy as a guest. Act very pi$$ed (shouldn't be too hard) and have fun as the single members try to tap off with him/her. Hee hee.

Of course, it could backfire and result in the shortest membership of the Mess ever.
 
#14
putteesinmyhands said:
msr, get yourself a smart-looking ladyboy as a guest. Act very pi$$ed (shouldn't be too hard) and have fun as the single members try to tap off with him/her. Hee hee.

Of course, it could backfire and result in the shortest membership of the Mess ever.
I did specify bird, not speciality prostitute....

Are you from a Corps?

msr
 
#19
Errrmm ............. I'm not sure that that "open minded and up for most things" stuff is the right wording in the circumstances. That's more for sex sites ..... I THINK!!! And the "intimate" and "cooking" stuff might not be relevant. She'll want to know what debonaire, amusing company you can be on a night out.
 
#20
I'm not offering anything in exchange beyond my wit and interesting conversation - Oh and a cracking night out just South of Manchester.

If you turn up in leathers, I'll take you for a spin on my motorbike

msr
P.S. Picture of bike available on request too ;)
 

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