Or failing that, use the $250 the escort would have cost, and instead pay for 7 manchester hookers, with enough left over for a bottle of White Lighting. Knock the ball on the head, and get elbow deep in some hookers.
Well tell them you're aged 33, 6' tall, with an athletic build .... and you'll supply a photo. Say why you haven't got a girlfriend. Tempt them with your interests and sparkling wit. Sell yourself, man!!!! (p.s. .... you wanna pimp??)
Errrmm ............. I'm not sure that that "open minded and up for most things" stuff is the right wording in the circumstances. That's more for sex sites ..... I THINK!!! And the "intimate" and "cooking" stuff might not be relevant. She'll want to know what debonaire, amusing company you can be on a night out.