Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by msr, Jun 16, 2006.
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Classy bit of fluff wanted to accompany me to the Summer Ball, preferably Manchester based
Perhaps an escort service might be worth a try?
Or failing that, use the $250 the escort would have cost, and instead pay for 7 manchester hookers, with enough left over for a bottle of White Lighting. Knock the ball on the head, and get elbow deep in some hookers.
I think I've spotted the flaw in your plan mate!
Not paying on principle
I have already noted that in the original post - you are not wrong
Well tell them you're aged 33, 6' tall, with an athletic build .... and you'll supply a photo. Say why you haven't got a girlfriend. Tempt them with your interests and sparkling wit. Sell yourself, man!!!! (p.s. .... you wanna pimp??)
Good man, I said it should have been in Lonely Hearts - now can we have photos please??
I told you, buy me a frock, I will lose 2 stone, you will be right.
Unless I am trapped in Death_Rowams cellar, with him singing Tammy Wynette songs to me.
Some people might call that libel. I hate Tammy Wynette.
If you lost 2 stone there would be nothing left....
Hey, Mr msr, put "Summer Ball" in the title for better result............ and tempt them.
Haven't got a bird, hence the advert:
My friends say that am honest, funny, open minded, and up for most things. Then they ask for another fiver
I enjoy going out for a drink or a meal and intimate nights in, especially when I am doing the cooking.
msr, get yourself a smart-looking ladyboy as a guest. Act very pi$$ed (shouldn't be too hard) and have fun as the single members try to tap off with him/her. Hee hee.
Of course, it could backfire and result in the shortest membership of the Mess ever.
I did specify bird, not speciality prostitute....
Are you from a Corps?
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