Hand To Gland Combat

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  1. Hand To Gland Combat Within The British Military

    About halfway through a long lonely and boring night shift recently (yesterday) I decided to alleviate the boredom with a bit of wnaking at work (WoW). Now being restricted to using only DII and my imagination I managed to (with help from the Ladies - No Gash Shots thread) achieve my aim and eliminate several seconds of the shift that otherwise would have been boring.

    So, the reason I am posting is to figure out whether closing the door and sitting in the bosses chair for a WoW makes me a pervert, or whether I'm just entering into long list of distinguished wnakers who have indulged in this sort of activity regularly?

    I hope there is an answer to my dilemma as I'm on nights again, am feeling the urge again, and want to know whether this is a dirty hand-shandy (in which I should shout obscenities at myself and slap myself across the arrse) or a relaxed self-love session, (with Barry White on the stereo, a nice bottle of wine, a back rub before and a nice cuddle after)?

  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I always go for it in the lavvy - you can lock the door and the toilet roll is handy for wiping up your spaff.
  3. 3 votes 100% yes It was good at 2143.

    6 Votes 16% No but i'd like too at 2148.
  4. Coward. :roll:
  6. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    coward? no. I just didnt want you to get jealous of the size of my big celtic python. ;)
  7. You masturbate on oversized legless reptiles?
  8. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    'You masturbate on oversized legless reptiles? '

    doesnt everyone??? :(
  9. On nightshift I usually go to the Ladies and spaff all over the door.
  10. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Video ipods are ideal for this sort of scenario.
  11. used to go to the gym at lunch time, had w@nk whilst in the shower.....thinking about getting sucked off by my chinese Ho....sorted my adreniln for work in the afternoon.....fecking great.

    my phillipina PA owes me a few favors....I might just call them in...LOL
  12. Proof that 10% of arrse posters are lying gits
  13. Knuckle Shuffling in a communal men only shower?

    You are Jarrod and I demand my £10.
  14. Are girls allowed to vote?
  15. Damn, beat me to it.

    Personally, I still think that "Danger Wank" is a brilliant game. Example. Hammering away, then calling someone - example, your sister, brother, parents, mate.... You get the idea. The question is, can you finish before they come in...?

    Before someone says, I ain't partaken in this particular activity......What? :roll: