Hand To Gland Combat

Have You Ever Wnaked at Work?

  • Yes. It was bad.

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  • No. But I'd like to.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    1

jimnicebutdim

Old-Salt
Hand To Gland Combat Within The British Military

Gentlemen
About halfway through a long lonely and boring night shift recently (yesterday) I decided to alleviate the boredom with a bit of wnaking at work (WoW). Now being restricted to using only DII and my imagination I managed to (with help from the Ladies - No Gash Shots thread) achieve my aim and eliminate several seconds of the shift that otherwise would have been boring.

So, the reason I am posting is to figure out whether closing the door and sitting in the bosses chair for a WoW makes me a pervert, or whether I'm just entering into long list of distinguished wnakers who have indulged in this sort of activity regularly?

I hope there is an answer to my dilemma as I'm on nights again, am feeling the urge again, and want to know whether this is a dirty hand-shandy (in which I should shout obscenities at myself and slap myself across the arrse) or a relaxed self-love session, (with Barry White on the stereo, a nice bottle of wine, a back rub before and a nice cuddle after)?

Thanks
Jim
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
I always go for it in the lavvy - you can lock the door and the toilet roll is handy for wiping up your spaff.
 
maguire said:
I always go for it in the lavvy - you can lock the door and the toilet roll is handy for wiping up your spaff.

Coward. :roll:
 
jimnicebutdim said:
Hand To Gland Combat Within The British Military

Gentlemen
About halfway through a long lonely and boring night shift recently (yesterday) I decided to alleviate the boredom with a bit of wnaking at work (WoW). Now being restricted to using only DII and my imagination I managed to (with help from the Ladies - No Gash Shots thread) achieve my aim and eliminate several seconds of the shift that otherwise would have been boring.(/quote)

Methinks at that speed its more of a quickie down a back alley 8O
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
bernoulli said:
maguire said:
I always go for it in the lavvy - you can lock the door and the toilet roll is handy for wiping up your spaff.

Coward. :roll:

coward? no. I just didnt want you to get jealous of the size of my big celtic python. ;)
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
maguire said:
bernoulli said:
maguire said:
I always go for it in the lavvy - you can lock the door and the toilet roll is handy for wiping up your spaff.

Coward. :roll:

coward? no. I just didnt want you to get jealous of the size of my big celtic python. ;)

You masturbate on oversized legless reptiles?
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
'You masturbate on oversized legless reptiles? '

doesnt everyone??? :(
 

Wija

LE
On nightshift I usually go to the Ladies and spaff all over the door.
 

Diago

Clanker
used to go to the gym at lunch time, had w@nk whilst in the shower.....thinking about getting sucked off by my chinese Ho....sorted my adreniln for work in the afternoon.....fecking great.

my phillipina PA owes me a few favors....I might just call them in...LOL
 
Diago said:
used to go to the gym at lunch time, had w@nk whilst in the shower.....thinking about getting sucked off .....fecking great.

Knuckle Shuffling in a communal men only shower?

You are Jarrod and I demand my £10.
 
dhgrainger1 said:
Diago said:
used to go to the gym at lunch time, had w@nk whilst in the shower.....thinking about getting sucked off .....fecking great.

Knuckle Shuffling in a communal men only shower?

You are Jarrod and I demand my £10.

Damn, beat me to it.

Personally, I still think that "Danger Wank" is a brilliant game. Example. Hammering away, then calling someone - example, your sister, brother, parents, mate.... You get the idea. The question is, can you finish before they come in...?

Before someone says, I ain't partaken in this particular activity......What? :roll:
 
Where's the option for ?

'Yes, it was good being wanked off by the receptionist in a photocopying room with no door and facing into an open plan office '

... better not try it then :)
 
Wheres the option for "Have you ever scored a shag in the workplace?"?[
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And did you forget the Manager had a repeater monitor for the cctv?
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D0lly86 said:
Are girls allowed to vote?

Yes!

Did you?

Edited once to add - you're not a Cabinet Member or politician so Yes or No is a perfectly acceptable answer :twisted:
 
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