Today (yet again) I was cut up by a woman driver
. My first instinct was to give her a "dickhead" hand signal, but stopped mid-motion when I considered that this wasn't particularly applicable to a woman.
The next option was "wanquer," but again, the action isn't appropriate.
By this time, she'd shot through a red light and was haring up the wrong side of the road, so I missed my chance.
For the rest of the journey, I tried to think of a rude hand signal that is solely applicable to women, but failed. The one- and two-fingered salutes would be the most relevant, but have been adopted into general parlance as gender-neutral gestures.
Anybody got a suggestion for a gesture of displeasure that is solely applicable to women?

The next option was "wanquer," but again, the action isn't appropriate.
By this time, she'd shot through a red light and was haring up the wrong side of the road, so I missed my chance.
For the rest of the journey, I tried to think of a rude hand signal that is solely applicable to women, but failed. The one- and two-fingered salutes would be the most relevant, but have been adopted into general parlance as gender-neutral gestures.
Anybody got a suggestion for a gesture of displeasure that is solely applicable to women?