Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Dwarf, Mar 19, 2013.

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  1. What do you call a hamster in a microwave?

    Japanese flag.
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  2. Nope dont get it?
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  3. Looks fuck all like it:

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  4. Hamster goes 'BANG' in the microwave leaving a lovely 'Rising Sun' pattern on the glass door. Geddit now?
  5. This one has obviously been conventional oven roasted. Almost said spit roasted.....

    Edited to add: Looks scrumptious BTW.
  6. Yep, thanks..... still don't think its very funny though!
  7. That's ok. The image of an exploding hamster made me chuckle a little, but then again I'm easily amused. Each to their own.
  8. On reflection Hamster Merry-Go-Round and other microwave games. Probably wasn't the best book to give to a nine year old.
  9. Microwave combo ;-)
  10. Fuck me, Freddy Starr ate THAT?
  11. I've been looking for that book for ages, wherever did you find it? Fun for ALL the family