Hampshire Police - Dontcha love em?

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  1. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Bit of a porker though, he's had too many pies.

  2. Needs a bigger cap badge too.
  3. Well the WPC seems happy with the size of his custard chucker!
  4. Doesn't that birds blue tab mean she's a community support officer or something?
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nah, means she has made at least 3 porn flicks.
    Mostly ****, since they all have huge back yards.
  6. Good girl!
  7. Thanks for clearing that up. Wasn't quite sure for a moment.
  8. Surely even the most malnourished, skag addled chav could escape that fat knacker, metal pen1s or otherwise.
  9. Yes, she's a PCSO or "Plod Lite" although the distinction between proper coppers and plastic ones is fairly academic, as in my experience, Hampshire plod are utterly, utterly useless.
  10. When people design bus backs, they're almost always given a map of where the areas on the buses are that could affect the design (lights, windows, etc).

    So I've got a £20 says that their marketing guy did that on purpose. :D
  11. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Been on my blog for a while now, cue joke she looks like the back end of a bus!
  12. Did you know that Hampshire Constabulary have the second highest rate in the country of police convicted of a crime still employed as coppers?
    Guardians of the law? Pah!
  13. That suprises me on two levels
    1) I was unaware you could still be a copper after being convicted of a serious crime
    2) Only 2nd? Can they win at nothing?!
  14. Apparently it happens all over, some quite senior ranks as well, the offences vary. Figures obtained from the Freedom of Information act revealed that 384 officers are offenders!