Halloweiner

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Oct 31, 2007.

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  1. This is absolutely true..
    school nearby my house was in ' lockdown' today, police swarming the neighbourhood..
    seems a lad got it into his head that putting a towel on his head, strapping some emergency flares to his belt and running the halls screaming " Allah Ackbar!" would be a good Hallowe'en prank..
    girls screamed, staff over-reacted, SWAT team arrived and the lad realizing he'd made an ' ooopsie ' ended up in cuffs, lucky not to have been potted by over-eager rookie or super-efficient sniper on the proverbial rooftop.

    whatever happened to throwing eggs, soaping windows and toilet paper wrapped trees?
     
  2. That's what happens when little boys find out there's 72 virgins waiting for them on the other side!
     
  3. His name wasn't Harry, by any chance?
     
  4. His name was Habeeb :eek:
     
  5. Problem is though.............. they are male :twisted:
     
  6. and, i'm told, they regenerate a new hymen every night. but think about it...72 virgins--how old? nubile 17 year old =good, 90year old =? and it could give you up to 72 mothers in law, god forbid, and 72 very angry fathers looking to fill you in for wrecking beloved daughter's honour, and no end of angry brothers/ cousins/ uncles out for your guts, every day, forever! and that's some clown's idea of heaven? :?
     
  7. Was it TAZ 786?
     
  8. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    But isn't that a girls name? :?
     
  9. no, youre thinking of Hanna. Isnt there a policy to shoot suicide bombers? that would have been a good one for parent's night.
     
  10. Rocketeer, judging by your user name, it wasn't you was it?
    If this appears in your local paper please add link.
    Imagine the mess if one of the flares had gone off, igniting the others, the look on his face as his scrotum pops and his testicles melt!
     
  11. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    err no, Habeeb is a girls name.