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Halloweiner

#1
This is absolutely true..
school nearby my house was in ' lockdown' today, police swarming the neighbourhood..
seems a lad got it into his head that putting a towel on his head, strapping some emergency flares to his belt and running the halls screaming " Allah Ackbar!" would be a good Hallowe'en prank..
girls screamed, staff over-reacted, SWAT team arrived and the lad realizing he'd made an ' ooopsie ' ended up in cuffs, lucky not to have been potted by over-eager rookie or super-efficient sniper on the proverbial rooftop.

whatever happened to throwing eggs, soaping windows and toilet paper wrapped trees?
 
#3
His name wasn't Harry, by any chance?
 
#5
Airfix said:
That's what happens when little boys find out there's 72 virgins waiting for them on the other side!
Problem is though.............. they are male :twisted:
 
#6
Airfix said:
That's what happens when little boys find out there's 72 virgins waiting for them on the other side!
and, i'm told, they regenerate a new hymen every night. but think about it...72 virgins--how old? nubile 17 year old =good, 90year old =? and it could give you up to 72 mothers in law, god forbid, and 72 very angry fathers looking to fill you in for wrecking beloved daughter's honour, and no end of angry brothers/ cousins/ uncles out for your guts, every day, forever! and that's some clown's idea of heaven? :?
 
#7
Rocketeer said:
This is absolutely true..
school nearby my house was in ' lockdown' today, police swarming the neighbourhood..
seems a lad got it into his head that putting a towel on his head, strapping some emergency flares to his belt and running the halls screaming " Allah Ackbar!" would be a good Hallowe'en prank..

girls screamed, staff over-reacted, SWAT team arrived and the lad realizing he'd made an ' ooopsie ' ended up in cuffs, lucky not to have been potted by over-eager rookie or super-efficient sniper on the proverbial rooftop.

whatever happened to throwing eggs, soaping windows and toilet paper wrapped trees?
Was it TAZ 786?
 
#10
Rocketeer, judging by your user name, it wasn't you was it?
If this appears in your local paper please add link.
Imagine the mess if one of the flares had gone off, igniting the others, the look on his face as his scrotum pops and his testicles melt!
 
#11
err no, Habeeb is a girls name.
 

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