Halloween, should it be banned?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by revmodes, Oct 31, 2012.

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  1. Constant door banging, gaggles of scrufffy gits in street clothes, parents touting their kids around the streets for money and sweeties.

    Then it came to me..............not a knock since 6pm........sorted.

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  2. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Sound idea. After all, Cromwell banned Christmas and look what happened to him:

  3. Yes ...

    We had mischief night when I was younger. My parents would not allow my brother and I to do it!

    All of a sudden we have this morphed Halloween night that is an American import. I had to go down Morrisons to buy a load of tatt to put in the house. My mum helpfully went crackers with a halloween table cloth and sellotaped it to my lounge window, creating the look of a Crack Den. Luckily the madness is nearly over. Where did I put the rest of that whiskey?
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  4. Trick or treat?
    Fuck off you little cvnt.
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  5. That was 4th November though, not Halloween
  6. It's this time of the year I miss my Dobermans. As I've grown older I've had to downsize my canine friends and Minature Poodles just don't cut it for scaring the little scrotes off...
  7. The little twats around me make it last a week & bonfire night a feckin' month.
  8. What are you up to later... ?
  9. Yes American sh*t c*nt f*cking nonsense grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Same as "do the math"

    And sh*t c*nt yank spelling grrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrr
  10. They had better not bother me as I want to view Autumn Watch. Last night Michalea Strachan promised "more Beaver action" tonight. Dirrty and before the watershed
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  11. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

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  12. I live in a house surrounded by trees and no outside lights....we don't get any little buggers here
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  13. I thought Broadmoor was closed ?
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  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Are we talking Thomas or Oliver here?
  15. I haven't seen any of the little bastards at my house since the year I gave out bars of ex-lax to all the little nippers.
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