Halloween Definitions

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Halloween Definitions


Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.



Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.



Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.



Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.



Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.



Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.



Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. ....... Also, see "Mr. Hyde."



Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.



Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.



Mummy: Who kisses the boo boo after you scrape your knee.



Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.



Skeleton: Any supermodel.



Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.



Witch: See "Mother in Law."



Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
 
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