Halloween Definitions

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  1. Halloween Definitions

    Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running.

    Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

    Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

    Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.

    Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

    Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.

    Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. ....... Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

    Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.

    Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

    Mummy: Who kisses the boo boo after you scrape your knee.

    Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

    Skeleton: Any supermodel.

    Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.

    Witch: See "Mother in Law."

    Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.