Halloween costume help

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  1. Got a Halloween party to go to and need help in deciding what to go as.
    A few mates are on the same wave length as me and so I expect to see some cracking costumes BUT we will be in the minority and so I can't get too extreme...the Maddie outfit might be out of the question! (I think that a Fred West or Harold Shipman might be just about what I can get away with)

    So if anyone has get any ideas, it'd be a great help!


    :batman: :farao: :spiderman: :queen: :viking:
     
  2. Go as a Spagetti hoop
     
  3. Micky Mouse with a stiffy.
    Donald Duck with a stiffy.

    Do you see the pattern?
     
  4. I'm glad you added the Spagetti part
     
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Is this any good?
     

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  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    How about a LEXMARK W820 printer.
     
  7. Smurf.

    Blue body paint all over, spray painted white wellies and a pillow case on yer heed. White rugby shorts.

    Variations on the theme are Papa-smurf (add beard/waistcoat) and Smurfette (add comedy breasts and a wig and bikini top)

    Or:

    Gay biker
    Zombie Priest
    Tardis (asking for bother)
    Gay Freddie Kruger
    Linda Blair (Exorcist chick)

    Lastly, a personal fave of mine:

    Shave your entire body. dry off, powder lightly. Take a roll of Harry black and tape the last turkey in Sainsbury's back, the with a black marker, draw your rig on. Naughty nun, black lingere, Vicar etc the possibilities are endless
     
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Or maybe
     

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  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Which one are you OFAH.
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The one in the middle
     
  11. If your close to home, there's an excellent fancy dress shop in Hook, just up the M3. They'll have just about everything you'll need.
     
  12. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    Go as Jacko:

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  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Nice tits!
     
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The ones either side? They may be tits but good blokes.
     
  15. Dye your hair ginger and put on an Afrika Korps uniform.

    You could also embellish it by picking an appropriate name...