Half a life.

#1
I am at that point in time where the time I spent in the Fire Brigade is equal to the time I was not in it. That is a non alcohol or drugs induced "wow man".
 
#3
This year marks the time I have been in Canada longer than I lived in England, at some point I will hop off the fence and decide whether I want to stay here or not.
 
#5
This year marks the time I have been in Canada longer than I lived in England, at some point I will hop off the fence and decide whether I want to stay here or not.
I thought you were actually Canadian!
 
#7
#8
This year marks the time I have been in Canada longer than I lived in England, at some point I will hop off the fence and decide whether I want to stay here or not.
I am slowly creeping towards the point where in a few years I would've spent more years outside the U.S, rather than in it. My parents traveled a lot so growing up I lived in a bunch of different countries, though mostly in the U.S. Though, this stretch in the UK had definitely been the longest continuous one.
 
#9
I’m almost exactly at the point where I’ve spent more time not giving a shit and being a regular feature at disciplinary hearings than time spent trying to satisfy The Man. Bottom line: I ain’t Management, so I go to work, try not to break anything, go home, drink beer.

Works for me.
 
#10
This year marks the time I have been in Canada longer than I lived in England, at some point I will hop off the fence and decide whether I want to stay here or not.
If you bail, dibs on your SIN and Health cards, I can always use more spares.......
 
#11
I've spent as much time watching porn films on the internet, as I once did flicking through Men Only and Mayfair.

I have calluses on my right hand.

And no clean socks.
 

greyfergie

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#14
I am slowly creeping towards the point where in a few years I would've spent more years outside the U.S, rather than in it. My parents traveled a lot so growing up I lived in a bunch of different countries, though mostly in the U.S. Though, this stretch in the UK had definitely been the longest continuous one.
Don’t we know it
 
#15
Can I be an illegal immigrant over there at some point? Plus it's close to MI.
No prob, can hook you up with some work down in Essex as long as you don’t mind sharing a bedroom with a bunch of Mexicans and Dominicans. Pick cucumbers and tomatoes during the week, swim across the river to Detroit on weekends, you’ll be golden....
 
#17
No prob, can hook you up with some work down in Essex as long as you don’t mind sharing a bedroom with a bunch of Mexicans and Dominicans. Pick cucumbers and tomatoes during the week, swim across the river to Detroit on weekends, you’ll be golden....
Mate, I can do all of that, minus swimming the Detroit river. Are you actually trying to kill me with all the shit in it? Much as I like the D itself.
 

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