Halal Insurance

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dennis48, Mar 14, 2009.

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  1. WTF? Do they slit your sheep's throat if you crash your car or something?
  2. What happens if you run over a pig, is it void?.
  3. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    is this legal? it doesnt sound kosher to me...
  4. I suppose you could tell porkie pies to keep your no claims bonus.
  5. Don't laugh....never heard of Halal Holiday Tours? :wink:
  6. You get to sleep, 'Under the shade of the Swords'.
  7. Does this really exist?

    I have tried insuring the car in Ladypool Rd Highgate and they swear I'm a fucking Jew so they usually try to snipe me with a Dragonov all the way back to Acocks Green.
  8. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    they are obviously a good judge of character Mr Jones, now go pay your premium.
  9. Just to rewind the reality tape Tom.

    Meester Bombastic Boom Chugga Boom Chugga He's fantastic Boom Chugga Boom Chugga

    It's a Birmingham thing really
  10. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Against Fact there is no Arguement
  11. Also Sprach Zarathustra.

    You're ALS walting as a Para aint choo?
  12. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    sorry lost that what.s choo?