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So, how many of you have had 'fun' with a Yeti?
I feel ill
Thats not a bird, thats Russell Brand.
On second thoughts, he does look a bird though, the Amy Winehouse barnet wannabe cnut!
Excellent! I had an Italian bird once who was so hairy her minge plantation reached right up to her nipples. It was like shagging a horse hair mattress.
And although generally not over endowed with body hair to extent of the bird in the pic, most Vietnamese birds like to keep a little Ho Chi Minge in their panties. Bless em!
A few weeks ago I was paid 1 pint to pull a woman who had a porn star style tache...i could feel it bristle against my lips as i gingerly tongued her.
She told me your breath stank and you need to dig under your fingernails !
Hirsute ladies are ace, I know its more on the top of her head but I had a knock back from this beeeaaauuuttyy in the Tanners in Newcastle a couple of months ago, very amusing p*sstake till she 'tapped' me on the knee with the cue tip !
what the fuck is that?
her arms are too long, her knuckles must drag on the floor
hang on, is she a shaved orang utan?
you dirty, dirty bastard(for even looking at it!)
She was hilarious !
One of the boys shouted "f*ck me it's Ma Munster!!" which went down well.
She kept getting lairy when anyone double taked her, I went and got her a bottle of Corrona and asked if she could get me some smack ! Demented loon then called me a 'caaaaahnt' in a wierd accent !
Lovely arrse though ! Like two snooker balls in a babys sock !
You Sir, are a very lucky lucky man indeed!
You gingerly tongued her? How does one gingerly tongue a hairy woman?
Be honest mate, you pulled her, got you pint but went back for the gingerly snog as a personal trophy right?
The missus found a picture of her on my phone and said (in jest!) 1, tell me you didnt ! and 2, did she sing as good ?
Well to be honest it was like putting your tongue on a 9v battery...you know its wrong but you wanna have another go!!
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