Hairy women

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I feel ill
 
#3
Thats not a bird, thats Russell Brand.
On second thoughts, he does look a bird though, the Amy Winehouse barnet wannabe cnut!
 
#4
Excellent! I had an Italian bird once who was so hairy her minge plantation reached right up to her nipples. It was like shagging a horse hair mattress.

And although generally not over endowed with body hair to extent of the bird in the pic, most Vietnamese birds like to keep a little Ho Chi Minge in their panties. Bless em!
 
#5
A few weeks ago I was paid 1 pint to pull a woman who had a porn star style tache...i could feel it bristle against my lips as i gingerly tongued her. :x
 
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Suedehead said:
A few weeks ago I was paid 1 pint to pull a woman who had a porn star style tache...i could feel it bristle against my lips as i gingerly tongued her. :x
She told me your breath stank and you need to dig under your fingernails ! :D

Hirsute ladies are ace, I know its more on the top of her head but I had a knock back from this beeeaaauuuttyy in the Tanners in Newcastle a couple of months ago, very amusing p*sstake till she 'tapped' me on the knee with the cue tip !
 
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reni_77 said:
Suedehead said:
A few weeks ago I was paid 1 pint to pull a woman who had a porn star style tache...i could feel it bristle against my lips as i gingerly tongued her. :x
She told me your breath stank and you need to dig under your fingernails ! :D

Hirsute ladies are ace, I know its more on the top of her head but I had a knock back from this beeeaaauuuttyy in the Tanners in Newcastle a couple of months ago, very amusing p*sstake till she 'tapped' me on the knee with the cue tip !
what the fuck is that?

her arms are too long, her knuckles must drag on the floor
hang on, is she a shaved orang utan?
you dirty, dirty bastard(for even looking at it!)
 
#8
She was hilarious !

One of the boys shouted "f*ck me it's Ma Munster!!" which went down well.

She kept getting lairy when anyone double taked her, I went and got her a bottle of Corrona and asked if she could get me some smack ! Demented loon then called me a 'caaaaahnt' in a wierd accent !
Lovely arrse though ! Like two snooker balls in a babys sock !
 
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reni_77 said:
Suedehead said:
A few weeks ago I was paid 1 pint to pull a woman who had a porn star style tache...i could feel it bristle against my lips as i gingerly tongued her. :x
She told me your breath stank and you need to dig under your fingernails ! :D

Hirsute ladies are ace, I know its more on the top of her head but I had a knock back from this beeeaaauuuttyy in the Tanners in Newcastle a couple of months ago, very amusing p*sstake till she 'tapped' me on the knee with the cue tip !
You Sir, are a very lucky lucky man indeed! :D
 
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Suedehead said:
A few weeks ago I was paid 1 pint to pull a woman who had a porn star style tache...i could feel it bristle against my lips as i gingerly tongued her. :x
You gingerly tongued her? How does one gingerly tongue a hairy woman?

Be honest mate, you pulled her, got you pint but went back for the gingerly snog as a personal trophy right?
 
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PrinceAlbert said:
reni_77 said:
Suedehead said:
A few weeks ago I was paid 1 pint to pull a woman who had a porn star style tache...i could feel it bristle against my lips as i gingerly tongued her. :x
She told me your breath stank and you need to dig under your fingernails ! :D

Hirsute ladies are ace, I know its more on the top of her head but I had a knock back from this beeeaaauuuttyy in the Tanners in Newcastle a couple of months ago, very amusing p*sstake till she 'tapped' me on the knee with the cue tip !
You Sir, are a very lucky lucky man indeed! :D
The missus found a picture of her on my phone and said (in jest!) 1, tell me you didnt ! and 2, did she sing as good ?
 
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PandaLOVE said:
Suedehead said:
A few weeks ago I was paid 1 pint to pull a woman who had a porn star style tache...i could feel it bristle against my lips as i gingerly tongued her. :x
You gingerly tongued her? How does one gingerly tongue a hairy woman?

Be honest mate, you pulled her, got you pint but went back for the gingerly snog as a personal trophy right?
Well to be honest it was like putting your tongue on a 9v battery...you know its wrong but you wanna have another go!!
 
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