FFS. What are you people on about? I didn't know I had wandered into some kind of metrosexual cross dressers knitting circle. Gay fucks who pluck hair from whichever orifice need buggering to death with whatever over size implement fits their already sagging *********. Get a grip, before you all turn into fecking wimmin.
Fat - I foolishly glanced in the bathroom mirror while in a state of undress and it would seem past last year I have spent sitting on my ARRSE guzzeling booze and posting away has seriously damaged my former Godlike physique.
Hair - the girls in my life have offered to put on a show if I lose the shoulder tufts, cannot upset the ladies nowâ¦.
Tomorrows health question will refer to a business trip I have to make to NY