I can't believe an infamous ex-military intelligence officer(or should it be cpl?) thinks that he too, along with many other really famous and interesting people, has had his phone hacked. He joins the really interesting wife of an ex Welsh minster, who amazingly also has revealed her phone was hacked! Wait, wait, I think my phone's just been hacked aaahhh! Wasn't there a tradition in some very civilised ancient nations to cut out tongues and insert a red hot poker up the bottoms of mad people? Or is that just wishful thinking?