As a Nig, if i was made to get the teas coffees in ''SC make me a fcuking coffee now !'' type of requests. I would make sure there was a good dollop of knob cheese to whiten it up a bit and the hoop la fudge rubbed around the rim and inside + mug handle. Loverley!!!! Now in civdiv i hold a senior management position (sensible) after a heated debate with ''the client" an Arab type i offered to '' make the coffee'' i am sure he could get a waft of the shite, but couldnt quite put his finger on where the smell was coming from that ll teach the fcuker.