Habemus papum: White smoke..... New Pope!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by bigeye, Mar 13, 2013.

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  1. Big deal!
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  2. ****! I was just about to head down to the bookies for a £20 bet on him being European.

    Anyone know the odds?
  3. That could mean the Cardinals are stoned, in their little conclave.
  4. I bet its a black pope.
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Hands up everybody who gives a rats arse what happens in Rome.
  6. Nor that's probably the weed the ***** are smoking.
  7. Prepare for shocked Italian gasps if the new bloke is not exactly white.
  8. Who is it? :?
  9. Good, can Africans wear condoms now........NO?...........thought not.

    now what shall I have for supper tonight?
  10. They're still checking his nuts to make sure he has some. This and a few other formalities have to be completed first.
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  11. Bugger me, that was quick.

    Hang on, let me just clarify that remark, there are Catholic clergy involved.

    I meant "Goodness, what a speedy decision."
  12. I bet it's another catholic
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  13. Thanks to the Mod who amended the title of the thread, however it's

    Habent Papem
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It's the Pope of course! :mrgreen:
  15. Is he a Catholic?