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ha ha very funny

#1
Who were the funny clowns you decided to turn out the lights while I was having a shower, pinned me down and inserted sausages (one at a time) into my anus...

And for fuck sakes who decided to put mayonnaise on their end of their sausage??? Felt that dripping out for ages after...
 

DieHard

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Who were the funny clowns you decided to turn out the lights while I was having a shower, pinned me down and inserted sausages (one at a time) into my anus...

And for fuck sakes who decided to put mayonnaise on their end of their sausage??? Felt that dripping out for ages after...
If you woke up with a used condom hanging out of your arse would you tell anyone?
 

DieHard

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
Who were the funny clowns you decided to turn out the lights while I was having a shower, pinned me down and inserted sausages (one at a time) into my anus...

And for fuck sakes who decided to put mayonnaise on their end of their sausage??? Felt that dripping out for ages after...
If not, would you like to come camping next week?
 
G

goatrutar

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#17
Who were the funny clowns you decided to turn out the lights while I was having a shower, pinned me down and inserted sausages (one at a time) into my anus...

And for fuck sakes who decided to put mayonnaise on their end of their sausage??? Felt that dripping out for ages after...
If you felt like you were being penetrated by a hairy bouncy castle, then it was me.
 
#18
Who were the funny clowns you decided to turn out the lights while I was having a shower, pinned me down and inserted sausages (one at a time) into my anus...

And for fuck sakes who decided to put mayonnaise on their end of their sausage??? Felt that dripping out for ages after...
Before I confess can I just make sure we are talking about the same incident,
Were you on a cadet camp last weekend?



If you are talking about a different incident, piccies or it never happened.
 

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