ha ha very funny

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cannon fodder, Oct 27, 2012.

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  1. Who were the funny clowns you decided to turn out the lights while I was having a shower, pinned me down and inserted sausages (one at a time) into my anus...

    And for fuck sakes who decided to put mayonnaise on their end of their sausage??? Felt that dripping out for ages after...
     
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  2. Were they Saveloys?
     
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  3. I think they were Mustamakkara sausages...
     
  4. Don't encourage it.
     
  5. Currywurst?
     
  6. Biped? Is that you old chap?
     
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  7. I do believe there was 3-4 of them involved.. each taking a turn to insert a sausage inside me.. I even got to taste one of the sausages as well.. .. was ok ...
     
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  8. I'm bored as well!
     
  9. I was going to say "well done" on your cunning pun, then I realised it was you.

    I've highlighted the pun for you to stop you getting a headache.
     
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  10. Makes my very worst posts look like they have been written by Byron
     
  11. You mean "Biro"?
     
  12. Are we getting a blow by blow account of "A rainy saturday night at Worthy Down"?
     
  13. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    If you woke up with a used condom hanging out of your arse would you tell anyone?
     
  14. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    If not, would you like to come camping next week?