Ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by zero-over, Feb 3, 2012.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I bet there are a few reaching for the wire brush and industrial cleaner.

    Me, I'm just reaching for a tissue.
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  2. Like a transexual tramp on chips.
  3. If 1000 men cant tell the difference....im off to Thailand.
  4. So long as it's got a fanny now who cares?

    At least you can talk about football once you've finished fucking it and it won't expect cuddles.
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  5. Most will have shagged worse looking.
    Few with such firm jaw lines and large hands though.
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  6. Rough sex bonus. Pound for pound I bet 'she' can take more kidney blows.
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  7. Make a great Specsavers advert.
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  8. It's lying there screaming in pain as I've just shot my load into it's eyes.........."should have gone to specsavers"?
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  9. She got it all right, 'it' just wasn't what you randy gits thought.

    Having seen its pics in the other thread, I find this latest revelation to be not all that revelatory. 'Fucking gopping' as some might say.
  10. I get the feeling they wouldn't allow that advert to be shown before 9pm. It's a winner though.
  11. it takes a real man to fuck a transgender
  12. [SMUG MODE]I would just like to point out, I made no comment on the original thread as I thought she/he/it was fucking honking then, and I still do now.[/SMUG MODE]
  13. I was thinking something more artistic, semi-blind chap wonders in to his new girlfriends house, doesn't notice the size 12 boots, get well cards from a Bangkok hospital, coveralls, what car magazines cut to the bedroom. Nah fuck it yours is better.