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Is Str8bloke a total cnut?


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#1
Hi fellas. Thought I'd check up on what Str8bloke has been up to as he is a premier division stroker.

Lo and behold he's been all over your forum like the nasty rash that he is.

Just so you know, we had a long debate with Str8bloke over his treatment of the Irish. You need only read the first post to see what a little racist sh1t he is.

He has also never served in any military that any of us could make out - no shame in that - except when he pontificates on military matters and generally tries to give the impression that he has served.

I basically wouldn't wipe my aarse with him because I did serve 17 years in the British Army (incl a few months in afghanistan alongside 82nd and 101 AB) and am also Irish yet would dearly like to meet him so we could talk a few things over.

So just a helpful heads-up from the Brits that this guy is a borderline walt and a total and utter cnut. Please deal with as you see fit.

Cheers!
 
#2
ChristopherRobin said:
Just so you know, we had a long debate with Str8bloke over his treatment of the Irish. You need only read the first post to see what a little racist sh1t he is.
As Filbert fox pointed out on page 16 he did back peddle from his original post due to no-one backing him up.
 
#4
Oi CockRubbing,
Stop your whiny, politically correct boorfest and get back to selling the Big Issue. Or get a job with Hackney Socialist Services.

Thanks for thinking about me though. Hope I brighten up your existence.
 
#5
Str8Bloke said:
Oi CockRubbing,
Stop your whiny, politically correct boorfest and get back to selling the Big Issue. Or get a job with Hackney Socialist Services.

Thanks for thinking about me though. Hope I brighten up your existence.
Well at least he CAN think. Unlike you mush.
 
#6
Str8Bloke - me politically correct? thanks! If it's politically correct to call you the f u c king stroker that you are then PC me up!

Just letting everyone know that you're just the sort of weirdo that prefers the company (virtual and, one presumes, otherwise) of soldiers.

It's just a shame for you that we don't think the same. Oh and by the way, I see you've changed your picture to one that wouldn't look out of place on the wall of a particularly gay bloke. A sort of a Str8, but secretly not type of bloke at that.

C0ck.
 
#8
Ah this is better - I thought this morning was going to be dull. I don't need a closet Gay to tell me what to think of the Irish and I told the cnut so as well. Not drinking with the Garda on St Paddies Day indeed - and it was free as well.
 
#9
the poll options are fcuked............. you cant vote for both.
 
#10
DrStealth said:
the poll options are fcuked............. you cant vote for both.
I agree, we need an all of the above option, plus underneath that an option for "no a cunt is useful for something unlike Str8bloke"
 
#11
Good Lord, several whining weaklings are now on my case. I'm flattered, and hopeful that one of your number will manage some decent insults.

But before I send a few back, is ChristopherRobin fit and well? This is a genuine worry that has stopped me calling him rude names before. If the person was MD or has some other issues I'd h8 to make it worse for the sake of a spot of entertainment on ARRSe.

The rest of you are retard chimps, with Tourettes.
 
#12
Str8Bloke said:
Good Lord, several whining weaklings are now on my case. I'm flattered, and hopeful that one of your number will manage some decent insults.

But before I send a few back, is ChristopherRobin fit and well? This is a genuine worry that has stopped me calling him rude names before. If the person was MD or has some other issues I'd h8 to make it worse for the sake of a spot of entertainment on ARRSe.

The rest of you are retard chimps, with Tourettes.
Of course we are - we don't agree with you you thr0bber so we must be. :roll:
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
Who is St8bloke?

Oh, that dull thread about the Irish. Thought this would be something worthwhile.

The rest of you are retard chimps, with Tourettes.
Is this some sort of code for 'I am a complete spacker, and fist myself with M&M's and gravel daily'? Because as an insult it doesn't make much sense.
 
#14
Command_doh said:
Who is St8bloke?

Oh, that dull thread about the Irish. Thought this would be something worthwhile.

The rest of you are retard chimps, with Tourettes.
Is this some sort of code for 'I am a complete spacker, and fist myself with M&M's and gravel daily'? Because as an insult it doesn't make much sense.

It appears he has been studying at the "Flashheart School of Charisma" and didn't graduate, failing ALL of the Modules (including "effective retorts and put-downs") and being expelled for lack of wit and repartee..........
 
#15
Str8Bloke said:
Good Lord, several whining weaklings are now on my case. I'm flattered, and hopeful that one of your number will manage some decent insults.

But before I send a few back, is ChristopherRobin fit and well? This is a genuine worry that has stopped me calling him rude names before. If the person was MD or has some other issues I'd h8 to make it worse for the sake of a spot of entertainment on ARRSe.

The rest of you are retard chimps, with Tourettes.
I thought you would be glad of the attention, It's pretty obvious that mummy didn't love you (who could) and anyone normal would have said "no daddy no" not "do me harder" when you and your father enjoyed your secret don't tell anyone else or you will get taken away time together.
 
#16
It's boring, unproductive, weaklings, like the Tourette's Kids above, that stop ARRSe from becoming a really valuable public forum. The saddos, that clog up threads with rude words, reduce ARRSe to the intellectual level of a suburban golf club. Worthwhile people leave, and only the jellyfish logging on via the works computer remain.

If the word "str8" causes you all to think of homosexual acts and penises, for God's sake get away from those children.
 
#18
Str8Bloke said:
If the word "str8" causes you all to think of homosexual acts and penises, for God's sake get away from those children.
Str8 is not a word, twat, it's an abbreviation used by illiterate mongs and chavs who can't spell the word "straight". If you feel the need to use the abbreviation or word in your user name, then it can only lead to the conclusions that you must have a few issues that you need to address regarding your particular sexual leaning, I reckon that you are trying to hide something, probabaly the fact that you were rogered by all and sundry of the males in your family and are now fighting the urge to embrace your homosexuality.
 
#19
Saintstone, if you are so confused by your sexuality, that some duff spelling instantly makes you think of sodomy, then perhaps the Knights Templar really would have been your bag. Doubt you'd need the Vow of Celibacy though.

CommandDoh- The cusses arise from reading ARRSe, especially your posts, and getting mental images of the lizard posting them. Now stop trolling ARRSe from works computers, in whatever dismal pit you're rotting in.
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Str8Bloke said:
Saintstone, if you are so confused by your sexuality, that some duff spelling instantly makes you think of sodomy, then perhaps the Knights Templar really would have been your bag. Doubt you'd need the Vow of Celibacy though.

CommandDoh- The cusses arise from reading ARRSe, especially your posts, and getting mental images of the lizard posting them. Now stop trolling ARRSe from works computers, in whatever dismal pit you're rotting in.
What size do you want that 02 neck chain in fcukwit? Perphaps we can suitably weight it so that you go "Str8 down" to the bottom of a lake when we dispose of your rotting corpse? :D

If you must know, its torrentially raining here in Thailand, and has been for 2 hours solid, hence my posting glut. I'm glad you are OCD enough to be monitoring people's (whom you state you hold in such little regard) movements so closely.

But enough of this. The rain is abating now, and I am off to get my plums sucked, something distinctly reptilian, what? A massage or three perchance, then a bit of 'long time' with a BG maybe? Yes, these work shifts are so damn boring....
 
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