H4H Auction. Time Machine! Can also be used to remove hair.

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  1. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I won this item in an earlier auction which I may have bid on whilst under the influence of alcohol and have discovered it has time travelling abilities. Realising that perhaps it is far too much power for one man alone to have and the fact that I'm not sure about the colour, I have decided to re-auction the item in aid of H4H, so that someone else may benefit from it's awesome power.

    It can also be used to shave your girlfriend or wife's muff apparently but I am yet to witness this and can't really get my head around that part. It appears to have some sort of magical ointment included with it, but I'm not sure what this is for. Perhaps it is the Elixir of life, perhaps it is just moisturiser, you will never know unless you bid on this fabulous item.

    Anyway it is brand new and has never been touched by human hands. It's mysterious powers can be used for many things, just imagine being able to go back in time and meet Elvis, you could even jump forward in time and find out next weeks Euro millions numbers. Obviously it can also be used if you are a bit hairy down below as well.

    Anyway basque in it's glory, the auction will end on Friday 26th of March at midday:

    It may not actually work as a time travelling device and any misunderstanding arising from said time travel, is entirely down to the fact that I am taking a lot of non-prescribed medication at the moment. I'm pretty sure it works as a minge trimmer though.
  2. No no no no....it doesn't SHAVE hair....it rips it out by the roots, leaving ones fun-bucket looking like a sunburned turkey!

    That being said most of you seem to dislike 'er indoors' intensely so maybe you could offer to shave it for her :twisted:
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer


    Did your's have time travelling abilities?

    I very much doubt it.
  4. Are you on about her minge??
  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Just to make things perfectly clear, it's time travelling abilities are entirely unconfirmed and may be something I dreamt up after an epic sesh on the test. But it is still awesome and the money goes to a good cause.

    So get bidding.

    I also intend to bump the shit out of this thread for the whole of next week until it makes at least what I paid for it for Hols4Heroes.

  6. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Oh look! A blue car.

    And bump.
  7. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I can't believe no one is bidding on this awesome item!

    Here is just one of the adventures I may have had while using it:
  8. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  9. £0.01
  10. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer


    Thanks for the bid.

    Feeling charitable are we?

    Here is an outstanding development on the auction. Wet_Blobby from Rumration is willing to bid £100 if someone is willing to use the item on themselves.

    Any takers?
  11. Do we HAVE any masochists on here.....MDN maybe?? Plucked scrotums are always a winner!!
  12. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  13. I would but I'm more interested to see who you get to volunteer to have the time machine used on.
  14. Do you have a photo of the basque? Is it one of these


    or one of these?