H4H: Another ARRSE Character Bear called 5alpha (14.12.)

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[align=center]The Hols4Heroes 'All Be Over By Christmas' Auction Campaign

Thanks to an anonymous ARRSEr, this bear is available for auction.

The 'FIVEALPHA' ARRSE Character Bear

Your chance to own your very own 'Hard Man'
the strong silent type, just like his namesake on ARRSE.

This is what the bear looks like:

The auction will run for one week.

So please make your bid before

Monday, 14th of December, 1300 hrs.

(Just to make sure, this is GMT. :D )

It is the time of year that everyone should have a good time, let's support those who need us.
You know you want to help, please do so !!
Some of the money raised will go to OP Santa and 'Christmas For All', to let everyone have a Merry Christmas, too.

With our best thanks to the anonymous ARRSEr
for donating the item.



DO you not think you have ripped the arrse right out of this now? Bidding for a teddy with a bit of black cloth around it?


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I think this bear looks very much like 5A's avatar, and also has the other feature which he requested ....

And you could remove the shirt, leaving a bear with a black bag on his head, white silk tight trousers, and the ...... feature.
Maybe a piece of rope around his neck and a crowd of onlookers wearing white hoods and carrying burning crosses may encourage bidders. Failing that, I'll hive you a match and a squirt of lighter fluid for it.


Book Reviewer
Less talking, more bidding, please, gentlemen!

Admire that workmanship; marvel at the ... feature; plan what you will do with the bear when you have it in your hands!


Book Reviewer
A fine first bid, thank you gingwarr. I'm sure 5A is worth much more than that, though!


Book Reviewer
It's 5A's own specification, taboo. Thank you for your bid. I'm sure the phantom bear dresser could make you a white hood if you ask nicely .....
Just noted the added feature,Its a myth :D

If I win him I cant decide what to do,Hang him from a tree in my garden or stick pins in him :D

Maybe 5A's idea!!A good burning.
If you fashion a large murky, dark, pendulous c*ck hanging down with a purple pool ball for a bellend ill give you £12.00 and an out of date box of Cheesy Quavers..
YesItsMe said:
Oh dear, think of all the work the phantom bear dresser had with the little beggar.
Don't burn him 8O ... while some pins wouldn't ruin him I guess.
Sits muttering at puter and thinks YIM is a spoil sport.

I guess you are right though so a hanging with pins it is then :D
Still at £15 with taboo. An opportunity for your very own pet 5Alpha. Nearly housetrained ...
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