H&S Careful with the biccies
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I am OUTRAGED by the fact that that I was initially OUTRAGED by this article due to me only scanning it and assuming it was another euro-inspired H&S fiasco...
...is there no end to their meddling?
...Fox's Biscuits should be more responsible. OUTRAGING people in my condition. Someone could have been hurt...
...er, it's political correctness gone mad etc.
OUTRAGEOUS!
CW
...is there no end to their meddling?
...Fox's Biscuits should be more responsible. OUTRAGING people in my condition. Someone could have been hurt...
...er, it's political correctness gone mad etc.
OUTRAGEOUS!
CW
Sometimes the truth is stranger than spoof.
1) Which activity would the average punter consider to be the more hazardous?
a) Using a chainsaw
b) Operating a small, bog standard office paper shredder
2) By reference to volume of H&S related bumpf and procedures associated with said activities, which did a workplace H&S c'tee think was the more hazardous?
3) What did the H&S Executive itself think of their priorities and mindset following a fatality? (Hint: nobody came to a sticky end in a paper shredder)
1) Which activity would the average punter consider to be the more hazardous?
a) Using a chainsaw
b) Operating a small, bog standard office paper shredder
2) By reference to volume of H&S related bumpf and procedures associated with said activities, which did a workplace H&S c'tee think was the more hazardous?
3) What did the H&S Executive itself think of their priorities and mindset following a fatality? (Hint: nobody came to a sticky end in a paper shredder)
Maybe the 'Elf & Safety' Goblins should do a H&S Survey of how local authority workers have a dump..... maybe send a letter advising them that the WC in the Place of Work is a dangerous place.....
(a) You could slip on somebodys wee on the floor...
(b) Have a nasty accident by treading in someone's pooh on the floor.
(c) Have your 'Human Rights' violated by looking into an unflushed toilet with 'floaters' in it... (nasty one that, nearly makes me sick..)
(d) A Supervisory Team of Inspectors to oversee how employees remove clothing, then sit on WC pedestal in the 'correct manner' to avoid accidents in the process of having a 'clear-out'...!!
(d) No unauthorised sexual congress or manual dexterous excitment of self whilst engaged in the cubicle. Very dangerous to indulge in, makes you weak, deaf and hair fall out.... also is very 'sinful' according to the Health and Safety manual.
A fertile area for Health and Safety Officials to looks into, produce a
weighty tome for general guidance thereof.... oh yes, indeedy!!
(a) You could slip on somebodys wee on the floor...
(b) Have a nasty accident by treading in someone's pooh on the floor.
(c) Have your 'Human Rights' violated by looking into an unflushed toilet with 'floaters' in it... (nasty one that, nearly makes me sick..)
(d) A Supervisory Team of Inspectors to oversee how employees remove clothing, then sit on WC pedestal in the 'correct manner' to avoid accidents in the process of having a 'clear-out'...!!
(d) No unauthorised sexual congress or manual dexterous excitment of self whilst engaged in the cubicle. Very dangerous to indulge in, makes you weak, deaf and hair fall out.... also is very 'sinful' according to the Health and Safety manual.
A fertile area for Health and Safety Officials to looks into, produce a
weighty tome for general guidance thereof.... oh yes, indeedy!!
And they were only the little shallow trolleys!
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