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Gym outfits

#1
I'm not proud of this but, I don't have work today so i'm sitting here drinking a nice brew and watching ahem Lorraine Kelly. Now what's bothering me is that they are doing a piece on what to wear to the gym i.e what's in style this season. Does this strike no-one else as odd? Firstly the clothes don't actually look like you'll be doing anything in them other than standing around and maybe using the sauna. Is this what the world has become, that you can't go to the gym and workout without looking 'with it' less you should become a figure of ridicule? :roll:
 
#3
No doubt they were all Lycra clad?? Remember, Lycra is not a right!!

Anyway Rowums, firstly why are you not working, and secondly if not you should be using your spare time to pump some iron in the gym!!!
 
#5
Pips said:
No doubt they were all Lycra clad?? Remember, Lycra is not a right!!

Anyway Rowums, firstly why are you not working, and secondly if not you should be using your spare time to pump some iron in the gym!!!
It's my day off. I can't go to the gym now, I just wont feel 'with it' anymore. And no they weren't lyrca (which just between you and me, might be what is really bothering me :wink: ).
 
#6
Rowums said:
fish-head said:
Rowums said:
maybe using the sauna.
What kind of saunas do you use?
Clearly I meant that the clothes would be removed in the sauna. I meant it's that whole going to the gym to work out but only using the sauna thing.
AH, you mean the fat munters who can sit on the exercise bikes and chat to their mates and not break a sweat and wonder why they're still fat munters?
 
#8
fish-head said:
Rowums said:
fish-head said:
Rowums said:
maybe using the sauna.
What kind of saunas do you use?
Clearly I meant that the clothes would be removed in the sauna. I meant it's that whole going to the gym to work out but only using the sauna thing.
AH, you mean the fat munters who can sit on the exercise bikes and chat to their mates and not break a sweat and wonder why they're still fat munters?
Exactly.
 
#9
My colleague went to the gym the other day and used the steam room. He'd sat back, relaxing with his eyes closed. He heard someone come in, but didn't look until he heard some strange noises.
He opened his eyes and peering through steam sees two fat,hairy middle aged blokes- one t*ssing off his mate while doing same to himself. Friend was going to lamp them but thought better of it and went to complain at the desk instead.
Bird on the desk calmly picks up a walkie talkie and says to her boss that the poofters are ski-ing in the steam room again.
 
#10
Pike,

What your colleague forgot to mention is that it took him a good few minutes to decide what to do - by then, the two Irons in questiion were 'coming' under the finishing banner!!!!!

Watch your back!
 
#11
According to girls I know, just shorts and a T-shirt is what they expect a guy to wear to the gym. Anyone worrying about Gym Fashion doesn't go to the sodding gym I can almost garuntee it
 
#13
Gym wear ? There's 2 options: 1. screwed up t-shirt dragged out of the bottom of your day sack and a pair of mankey old rugby shorts, or 2. issue blue shorts, red t-shirt and daps.

I suppose Lorraine didn't mention the scrot-rot gained from wearing this kit ?
 
#18
WTF???!!!! You fecking poofs!!! Has the naffi been reduced to swapping gym outfit ideas?? Any minute now I'm sure one of you is going to admit your favourite part is the sunbeds with the YMCA playing in the background. Be men!!! (the women get away with it... as always :D) tell us about your gym antics and if you got caught! ;) :D
 
#19
Private_Pike said:
My colleague went to the gym the other day and used the steam room. He'd sat back, relaxing with his eyes closed. He heard someone come in, but didn't look until he heard some strange noises.
He opened his eyes and peering through steam sees two fat,hairy middle aged blokes- one t*ssing off his mate while doing same to himself. Friend was going to lamp them but thought better of it and went to complain at the desk instead.
Bird on the desk calmly picks up a walkie talkie and says to her boss that the poofters are ski-ing in the steam room again.

Did she also report the naked bloke at reception complaining about the fruits in the steam-room ?! :lol:
 

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