As someone who has slept with a large number of GWA's I am a qualified GRO - Ginger Recognition Officer. And I can clearly state that he true smell of ginger (with two hard gees), is not piss, car-park stair-wells or anything else uriney, it is in fact a delicate combination of Twiglets and stale cigarette ends.
i have a happy memory of a gwar friend on a recent ex playing CIVPOP... After a day of playing a dead and bleeding all over the place we all as a group decided to get f*cked three ways to the weekend at the bar at sennybridge...
After numerous drinking games later most fo us stumbled back to out allocated billets and got into out gonk bags.
Much to my amusement I couldnt sleep, so twenty minutes later when the aforementioned GWAR stepped into the room he proceeded to walk over to the corner, unzip his pants and take a slash that could fill a swimming pool, unfortunatly it seemed that the target of said swimming pool contents were infact the senior members of the directing staff... infact, thinking about it, I don't think there were any NCOs below the rank of WO2, or any officers below the rank of Maj!!!!!
GWA, redhead, strawberry blonde, harvest gold, autumn sunrise, ggingger, carrot-top, duracell-head, etc are all different names for the same thing. As long as there's a hint of twiglets and fag-butts you'll what you're dealing with.
And don't be deceived by the hair on the head... in one of my encounters with an odd-smelling blonde, there was no surprise when I found the pubic equivalent of Chris Evans hidding in her knickers.
Other clues: -
Pale, pasty skin - unless the sun has been shining for more than 5 minutes in which case severe sunburn followed by blistering.
Freckles - no, not the game.
A certain paleness to the nipples - granted you can't use this ID feature in TESCO's.
Q IS it safe for me to dye my pubic hair? My boyfriend has a real thing about women with ginger hair and as a surprise for his birthday I was thinking about dyeing my head hair and pubic hair. (My natural colour is mousey blonde).
But a friend told me that pubic hair is a different texture from head hair and I'd have to bleach it first to get any colour to take. Do you think hair salons would be prepared to do it?
He signs his posts Vonny_B
He is presently in the USA just like the bloke they call Vonny_B
He has spent a long time talking about differnt cuts of suit and salmon pink shirts in the officers Forum........