Gwars

#1
Am i ill ? I have a real fascination with red heads at the moment. do they stink of piss and does there love juice taste of battery acid ? Anybody got any piccys of flame haired beauty's ? :oops:
 
#2
1_reeper said:
Am i ill ? I have a real fascination with red heads at the moment. do they stink of urine and does there love juice taste of battery acid ? Anybody got any piccys of flame haired beauty's ? :oops:
Not ill just lazy.

Go and google some stink of piss grot you bone idle spanker.

Or you could try the search button if google is too much effort.
 
#4
I'm a gwar

Do you want to come and taste my love juice?

You will have to supply your own lube, FMB's for me (size 10, male) and a selection of roll mats and 3 Para Mortars gimp masks. If you can do that, I'm all yours sweety.

PS, I hope you don't mind the fact that I am a 16 stone tattooed skinhead, I find that this sometimes creates an issue when I am trawling the web looking for fresh meat.
 
#8
Any pictures of ginger haired lovelies? I've looked for years mate, but sorry, no can do.
 
#10
Aunty Stella said:
I'm a gwar

Do you want to come and taste my love juice?

You will have to supply your own lube, FMB's for me (size 10, male) and a selection of roll mats and 3 Para Mortars gimp masks. If you can do that, I'm all yours sweety.

PS, I hope you don't mind the fact that I am a 16 stone tattooed skinhead, I find that this sometimes creates an issue when I am trawling the web looking for fresh meat.
Gwars are ace. I don't actually let my dog be an Orange Roan, I dye him that way. Sometimes I wake him up in the night and say to him "Wake up you tool, I am dyeing you "Speshul Sunshine" today.

He tried to growl at me once and I took a shovel to his head. He's in the green bin if you need the rest of his body parts. I'm keeping the skull.

Yours, Dale.
 
#12
Now she's legal, you're telling me you wouldn't
Aunty:

I'm legal, are you telling me you would?
 
#13
HERMIONE IS NOT A GWAR!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!! YOU CANNOT SHATTER MY DREAMS LIKE THIS!
 
#14
Airborne_Aircrew said:
Now she's legal, you're telling me you wouldn't
Aunty:

I'm legal, are you telling me you would?
Of course I would.

You are a supporter of Rock Apes and therefore deserve to be fcuked at all times.

Although I must admit that the thought of slipping my manly goodness into your no doubt well shaved and bleached anus does fill me with horny delight.
 
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A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
Yes, No, No, Wah, Wah, Wah!

I'd make the sacrifice for this lovely though...
 

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