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gwars forming trade union

squigeypie

War hero
just heard that serving ginger stinky gwars are forming a union after a number of them have reported being called a " come on you ginger b@stard" on assult courses.

this cant possibly be true are they just jumping on the band wagon?
 
Aparently they're complaining about being treated like 4th class soldiers, somewhere behind the F&C.

Well they are.

Did I mention that they smell like foxes' piss too.
 
Back off the pair of ya :threaten:

I'm currently tubbing a gwar and it's fecking great - no eau de vixen or marmite flavoured snacks.... :hump:

In fact, i'm off for a thrap just thinking about it... :tp:
 
PassingBells said:
Aparently they're complaining about being treated like 4th class soldiers, somewhere behind the F&C.

Well they are.

Did I mention that they smell like foxes' urine too.

Foxes' urine is most arousing, don't knock it....
 
Social_Handgrenade said:
Back off the pair of ya :threaten:

I'm currently tubbing a gwar and it's fecking great - no eau de vixen or marmite flavoured snacks.... :hump:

In fact, i'm off for a thrap just thinking about it... :tp:

You are a dirty, dirty man.
Just sit quietly, the gentlemen with white coats are on their way.
 
PassingBells said:
Social_Handgrenade said:
Back off the pair of ya :threaten:

I'm currently tubbing a gwar and it's fecking great - no eau de vixen or marmite flavoured snacks.... :hump:

In fact, i'm off for a thrap just thinking about it... :tp:

You are a dirty, dirty man.
Just sit quietly, the gentlemen with white coats are on their way.

He's desperate...Been a long,dry season!
 
Why are they called GWAR's is it some sort of Military Abbreviation?

I know I've left myself open for some stick now but wen I joined we were issued with Standard NATO issue 8mm Skin, for the use of.

Pip Pip

Effy20
 
Efargee20 said:
Why are they called GWAR's is it some sort of Military Abbreviation?
Effy20

I think it's just and abbreviation of "gingwar"...although why "ginger" mutated into gingwar I couldn't tell you....

I love gwars...I started going bald when I was 23...pretty harsh but whenever I saw one of those pale skinned, purple arsed feckers I always used to take comfort and think well, it could be worse!!
 
Im assuming your a Gingwar too and that was why you were happy to be going bald at 23. There is a self Help Group called GA. You know the drill ....My name is Legal Eagle (insert name) and Im a ginger. It works on a set of traditions and steps. Have a look perhaps you might get well a day at a time lol.

Cheers for info on the GWAR name though.

Pip pip
Effy20
 
Social_Handgrenade said:
Back off the pair of ya :threaten:

I'm currently tubbing a gwar and it's fecking great - no eau de vixen or marmite flavoured snacks.... :hump:

In fact, i'm off for a thrap just thinking about it... :tp:

does her collar mattch her cuffs?
 
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