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Can you trust Doctors/NHS staff

  • yes because there gwars

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#1
I met an unfortunate couple who had triplets recently- WHO WERE ALL GINGER. When i met the said little cretins, i discovered that not only were they carrott headed, but they had the sort of faces that you would only associate with a bad RTA. Unfortunately i could not help myself and burst out laughing, which resulted in a massive grolly flying out of my mouth and landing onto aformentioned mong (X3) like a mortar. In front of me were natures cruellest joke- in a three pack- and now with a killer greeny to boot.
Am i the only one to find ginger kids amusing?

Yours
Assistant Mushroom
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#3
dont even start on supermarket kids-
i saw the other day- a group of raspberry kids in tesco- trying to gum the grapes- i was laughing so hard i dropped my basket!!
 
#4
Grumbleweed, you would have been forgiven and probably decorated if you had gone out to the roadside, picked up a flag stone and dropped it on them.

Gingers are worse than mongs, they are grumpy, firey cheats. Low morals and are generally thieves and burglars

If I was Priminister I would levy a hefty Ginger tax on the guilty ones and see them all made to lives life of misery.

next time you visit, put your thumb in the soft bit of skin in the tops of thier heads and push in until thier eyes roll back :D
 
#6
sounds like a fun idea

maybe we could get tesco to employ snipers near the fruit isle to stop gummy mongs trying to suck the fruit

like a fruit special forces thing
 
#8
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Gingers are worse than mongs, they are grumpy, firey cheats. Low morals and are generally thieves and burglars
Don't mince your words MDN, say what you think! Seems someone's touched a nerve there, lose your pay to a ginger weasel or something?
 
#9
Mighty_doh_nut said:
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next time you visit, put your thumb in the soft bit of skin in the tops of thier heads and push in until thier eyes roll back :D
MDN i think that comment is your finest hour mate. Your going directly to hell. I have to admit to laughing histerically whilst reading it. Save a cushion of hot coals for me mate.

Boney
 
#10
one fun thing i've found to do with a ging- is to take one running and watch it turn from a pasty white fraggle into having a face like a bum berry! it truly is a remarkable transition.
 
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#13
Hey Herr Doktor where dod you get my old school pics??
:lol:

Guys you know we gingers are the master race. Our genes are that strong that a fertile women who passes within 100m of our swimmers will have a gwa kid!!!
 
#14
NEWS BREAK!!!!

"Due to the recent ban on fox hunting, the rise in the popullation of Gwars is said to increase 1000 fold in the next 2 years".

Hunt the Fox and stop this epidemic from occuring :lol:

PS The wolrd will smell nicer too :)
 
#15
Apparently the reason why gingers are hated so much, is because judas esacariot was one.

Personally I think it's the other way around :lol:
 
#16
Whilst I was pregnant one of my biggest fears, besides spawning a mong, was that a rogue ginner gene had skipped generations and infected my sprog. Fortunately this didn’t happen. :D
 
#17
cait said:
Whilst I was pregnant one of my biggest fears, besides spawning a mong, was that a rogue ginner gene had skipped generations and infected my sprog. Fortunately this didn’t happen. :D
Spawning a mong or a ginger? :D

Is there a difference?
 
#18
there a rumours of a ginger child within my family , no one has ever seen it , but it is used as a deterent threat amongst the younger members i.e.

"if you dont behave , you'll end up in the same place as your ginger nephew"

i am currently working with a blood nut , and take every opportunity to ridicule his orange bonce .... and he's had the f*cking brass neck to have grown a goatee.... it looks like he's eaten a red squirrel.
 
#19
shortfuse said:
there a rumours of a ginger child within my family , no one has ever seen it , but it is used as a deterent threat amongst the younger members i.e.

"if you dont behave , you'll end up in the same place as your ginger nephew"

i am currently working with a blood nut , and take every opportunity to ridicule his orange bonce .... and he's had the f*cking brass neck to have grown a goatee.... it looks like he's eaten a red squirrel.
Or else threatened with being "Beaten like a ginger welsh stepchild" which works wonders in conveying a beating of sustained and wince inducing ferocity

Gwars should be either put down at birth or have "Gwar" tattood across their forehead as a warning for others. Particlarly females who dye their hair and deserve to be prosecuted under the Trades Descriptions Act when they lure some poor sod into jousting their ginger love springed fish socket. It takes ages to get the smell off you :lol:
 

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