Guy ritchie doesnt regret marrying Mad maddona

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  1. I've seen a pic of her minus makeup. She's got a head like a smashed crab.
     
  2. I can't believe he doesn't regret marrying the multi zillionaire Madonna.
    Plus, he prolly never forgave her for the 'Hand of God' Incident. Twunt.
     
  3. Guy Ritchie isn't exactly short of a few bob on his own accord...
     
  4. Or a brain cell!
     
  5. madonna-without-makeup-2010-04-03.jpg
     
  6. Fuck me it's an extra from a zombie B movie
     
  7. I'd be in amongst her like a dog eating beetroot.
     
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  8. Mmmmmmhhhh smashed crab...don't stop there baby ....give me the full chitinous carapace.....get your mandibles round this fucker......mmmmhhhhhhh!
     

  9. You mean you'd have one sniff and then curl your lip at her!
     
  10. An intricate survey and investigation of Madonna showed that even though she is 56, she has the body of a 34 year old and the fanjita of a 27 year old. When all is said and done the state of her grid has little bearing on the matter of whether she would get the good news or not :)
     
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  11. And she's got scary muscley man arms.