Guts or balls

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

    GUTS ... Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?''

    BALLS ... Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
    speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.