Guts Or Balls

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Gunner_smudge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. GUTS
    Getting home at three in the morning after a night on the piss with the guys, being hit over the head with a broom by your wife,
    then saying ......"Are you still up cleaning love? or are you flying somewhere?"

    Coming home at four in the morning, pissed, stinking of perfume,
    trousers unzipped with a lipstick ring around your todger, slapping your old lady on the arse and saying....
    "Your're next fatty"