Guns On Prescription For Elderly

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  1. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    How the funk is a gun "medical equipment"?
  2. That will be ideal for someone with Parkinsons. :)
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Self-defence in A & E on a Friday night?
  4. Well one of my grandads is still a big fella and reasonably fit so i'd get him a Bren gun im sure he could still remember how to use it effectively.

    Edit the other was a slop jockey so he gets a whistle :D
  5. LMMFAO can you even imagine the number of flaky shaky old pissy b stards who shoot themselves in the foot thinking they just grabbed the walking stick?
    Or hmmm i just think i will smoke mah pipe hunneh....
    Or even the home carers that will probably be shot when entering the property by some ole ex nam pilot bitter over the loss of some bone election campaign.... rofl :lol:
    Damn I recognise that sound mary, its a 50 cal zimmerframe coming from number 23, it must be old mr robinson.... he's in trouble!!! 8O
  6. take two 9mm and call me in the morning
  7. Thats got to be a wind up ! "class 1 medical product" my arrse

    can they buy ammo from the chemist then ?

    old man in wheel chair asks at chemist -" ill have some viagra,some condoms and .....................oooh oooh a gun please i have a note from my doc ..........etc "
  8. A flamethrower.

    They could take out a criminal and their self. That would save the taxpayer a fortune in prison and medical bills.
  9. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    We ARE talking about the septics, remember? Watched "Bowling for Columbine" when they were handing out M14s as free gifts at the local bank? A chemist would be an almost-sensible choice of ammo supply, in comparison to come of them.
  10. Only a single shot so better make it count. Now if they could make a geriatric friendly version of one o' these I would be impressed
  11. It's medical because they are meant to shoot themselves with it, therefore saving us younger generations from spending unnecessary amounts of time + money on them.
  12. I have said for years that anyone over 60 should be allowed to carry a sword :D