Gunnys Definition of Guts and Balls

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Jun 24, 2005.

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  1. Coming home after a booze up with the boys, stinking of beer, cigars, cheap perfume and llipstick on your cheek, being met by the missus with a broom and saying" are you cleaning or flying somwehere?' That's Guts..

    Coming home after a booze up with the boys stinking of beer, cigars, cheap perfume and lipstick on your cheek, being met by the missus and grabbing her ass and saying ' Right! You're Next ! " - That's Balls...
     
  2. Phew, spotted this Post Subject on the front page and thought 'fcuk, I've been outed about the chickens and the bloke I picked up in that bar'!
     
  3. Spooky. Just been reading about posts not making us laugh anymore. And here is one :lol: :lol:

    Just enlighten me on the chickens thing though Gunny eh. The bloke would be old news no doubt :wink:
     
  4. Add to it your missus is, say 4 months pregnant and then you can claim to be truely hard!!