Gunny, you know I have loved you since Day 1, I have lurked outside your back doors for all of my arrse life. I have worshipped you from afar (well about 2 doors down's shed and from my car outside your house), and you tell me now you have found a fatter bird than me?
My life is destroyed.
Who is this woman? How dare she encroach on the love we had (mainly from my side)?
How do I tell Beebs that the man we have both loved and shared (yes - literally) for 3 years (ish) HAS RUN AWAY WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!!!
My flabber is well and truly ghasted! Gunny, you're a feckin grade A legend mate. So tell me, did "she" manage to stay in character while you bruised "her" kidneys, or did "she" lapse back into Bradford Brickie as you brought "her" to "her" prostate probing induced sex wee?