Gunny Highways Birthday Thread......

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  1. Sunday’s Gunny Highways birthday, he’ll be old enough to know better and young enough not to care.

    But here's the quandry, what do you give the man who has everything?

    Dale and I had this discussion the other evening and have short-listed it to….

    ~A hooker, and not the rugby playing kind.
    ~A bigger gun to sort the Manky Munkys helicopter out.
    ~BB’s liver in a red wine sauce with sautéed potatoes.
    ~Porn and a years supply of 3 ply tissues.
    ~Flowers naked, the member not the floral arrangement type.
    ~Therapy, we saw the pics of him w*nking to BB’s pic.
    ~A bath full of frogs.

    Any other suggestions as to what the big man with the wee man would like/need/want/use?

    Beebs :)

    Oh and Happy Birthday come Sunday Gunny ;)
  2. Obviously, he wants a shag, but we need a BIG present as well.
  3. How many Frenchmen can you fit in one bath tub???

    Give him Flowers naked, who wouldn’t want that?
    If Flowers wont play ball (or with his balls) then maybe you could just give Gunny a laminated picture of Flowers naked.
  4. His Ex wifes head on a stick (both of them)

    A troupe of german whores that will let him lagg on them and lagg on him

    A box of sticklebrick

    A bumper book of 'Rodox & color climax' fisting editions
  5. Give him beebs then. She's big and an easy shag :D
  6. Gosh if you were Baddass that would be funny.

    But you're not, you're a poor second rate wannabe.

    So think of a better gift, or can Gunny fist you?

    Well it'd make MY day!

    Beebs :)
  7. It'd probably make his day as well. Unfortunatly, my arrse is a one way passage. :wink:
  8. So it is true!

    You have had a colostomy bag attached so you're always lubbed up and ready to take a length of man loving in your not so puckered brown eye! :D

  9. Mine too, imagine the aftermath?

    I agree with MDN about the Sticklebricks though, we could sit for hours and try and wedge them up StabTiffy's arrse. Now that would be fun.
  10. Sticklebricks? Forget that, Duplo and Lego, with nice sharp edges and corners..... :twisted:

  11. Can't be sticklebrick. The hospital said that they'd charge me, if they had to remove any more. :oops:

    How about real bricks? 8O
  12. Real bricks are good enough for shattering your knackers with.

    What about Lego? How much does the hospital charge for that? Do we get bulk discount?
  13. And can we force little Lego people up your Japs Eye?

    Beebs :)
  14. X-Inf

    X-Inf War Hero Book Reviewer

    Give him feck all.

    That way he will have a whole year to be happy moaning and whingeing :wink:
  15. I'd like to tongue his forehead whilst singing Happy Birthday :D