Gunny Highways Birthday Thread......

#1
Sunday’s Gunny Highways birthday, he’ll be old enough to know better and young enough not to care.

But here's the quandry, what do you give the man who has everything?

Dale and I had this discussion the other evening and have short-listed it to….

~A hooker, and not the rugby playing kind.
~A bigger gun to sort the Manky Munkys helicopter out.
~BB’s liver in a red wine sauce with sautéed potatoes.
~Porn and a years supply of 3 ply tissues.
~Flowers naked, the member not the floral arrangement type.
~Therapy, we saw the pics of him w*nking to BB’s pic.
~A bath full of frogs.


Any other suggestions as to what the big man with the wee man would like/need/want/use?

Beebs :)

Oh and Happy Birthday come Sunday Gunny ;)
 
#2
Obviously, he wants a shag, but we need a BIG present as well.
 
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#3
blessed baby cakes said:
~A bath full of frogs.
How many Frenchmen can you fit in one bath tub???

Give him Flowers naked, who wouldn’t want that?
If Flowers wont play ball (or with his balls) then maybe you could just give Gunny a laminated picture of Flowers naked.
 
#4
His Ex wifes head on a stick (both of them)

A troupe of german whores that will let him lagg on them and lagg on him

A box of sticklebrick

A bumper book of 'Rodox & color climax' fisting editions
 
#5
Give him beebs then. She's big and an easy shag :D
 
#7
blessed baby cakes said:
StabTiffy2B said:
Give him beebs then. She's big and an easy shag :D
Gosh if you were Baddass that would be funny.

But you're not, you're a poor second rate wannabe.

So think of a better gift, or can Gunny fist you?

Well it'd make MY day!

Beebs :)
It'd probably make his day as well. Unfortunatly, my arrse is a one way passage. :wink:
 
#8
StabTiffy2B said:
blessed baby cakes said:
StabTiffy2B said:
Give him beebs then. She's big and an easy shag :D
Gosh if you were Baddass that would be funny.

But you're not, you're a poor second rate wannabe.

So think of a better gift, or can Gunny fist you?

Well it'd make MY day!

Beebs :)
It'd probably make his day as well. Unfortunatly, my arrse is a one way passage. :wink:
So it is true!

You have had a colostomy bag attached so you're always lubbed up and ready to take a length of man loving in your not so puckered brown eye! :D

Beebs
 
#9
blessed baby cakes said:
StabTiffy2B said:
Give him beebs then. She's big and an easy shag :D
Gosh if you were Baddass that would be funny.

But you're not, you're a poor second rate wannabe.

So think of a better gift, or can Gunny fist you?

Well it'd make MY day!

Beebs :)
Mine too, imagine the aftermath?

I agree with MDN about the Sticklebricks though, we could sit for hours and try and wedge them up StabTiffy's arrse. Now that would be fun.
 
#11
Dale the snail said:
blessed baby cakes said:
StabTiffy2B said:
Give him beebs then. She's big and an easy shag :D
Gosh if you were Baddass that would be funny.

But you're not, you're a poor second rate wannabe.

So think of a better gift, or can Gunny fist you?

Well it'd make MY day!

Beebs :)
Mine too, imagine the aftermath?

I agree with MDN about the Sticklebricks though, we could sit for hours and try and wedge them up StabTiffy's arrse. Now that would be fun.
Can't be sticklebrick. The hospital said that they'd charge me, if they had to remove any more. :oops:

How about real bricks? 8O
 
#12
StabTiffy2B said:
Can't be sticklebrick. The hospital said that they'd charge me, if they had to remove any more. :oops:

How about real bricks? 8O
Real bricks are good enough for shattering your knackers with.

What about Lego? How much does the hospital charge for that? Do we get bulk discount?
 
#13
Dale the snail said:
StabTiffy2B said:
Can't be sticklebrick. The hospital said that they'd charge me, if they had to remove any more. :oops:

How about real bricks? 8O
Real bricks are good enough for shattering your knackers with.

What about Lego? How much does the hospital charge for that? Do we get bulk discount?
And can we force little Lego people up your Japs Eye?

Beebs :)
 
#16
Wow, thanks for all the suggestions, even the one's from my fellow window lickers! Beebs, haven't a clue how you know it's my birthday, but, and it's a big butt, I haven't celebtrated my birthday since my early 20's. I HATE my birthday with a passion. I had two cards in the post this morning, both now residing in the bin. Sunday will be spent in the garden crushing snails and exposing myself to the 15 year old neighbour, followed by a Sunday afternoon drink with mates, and none of them will know that I've turned 33!

Mighty_doh_nut said:
His Ex wifes head on a stick (both of them)
It's my 2nd wifes birthday today. I thought about phoning and wishing her all the best, but a brick through the window later tonight is non too appealing!

Mighty_doh_nut said:
A box of sticklebrick
I wish. Or a Hornby rail set or Scaletrix

Mighty_doh_nut said:
A bumper book of 'Rodox & color climax' fisting editions
Good old Rodox. For those long nights on guard or exercise when you need, nay, demand hardcore German porn which never fails to let you down! That would make my uncelebrated birthday!

Dale the Snail said:
My present to Gunny is a full night of unconditional kinky seeeex including water and scat sports, lagging on each other and allowing gunny to dress up in my skirts and blouses
Oh, YES PLEASE!!

Cait said:
I'd like to tongue his foreskin whilst singing Happy Birthday
REALLY??


StabTiffy2B said:
It'd probably make his day as well. Fortunatly, my arrse is a two way passage
No thanks.

Bad CO said:
Gunnys a nice bloke, I like him
I like you too BCO. Have I told you about my rash?

Good CO said:
I may make Gunny a MOD for his birthday
Why, thank you GCO!

Flowers said:
I want Gunnys hot rod inside me
I only live in Manchester sweety, drive up sometime!

HRH The Queen said:
My Husband and I don't know him
Nay problem Hen!


PM Tony Blair said:
8O

Statan 666 said:
I have a birthday surprise for you waiting down here, you git!!
'8)'
 
#17
Happy Biffday Gunny.

I might pop in to give you a biffday shag on my way back to work.
 
#19
Gunny Highway said:
Dale the snail said:
Happy Biffday Gunny.

I might pop in to give you a biffday shag on my way back to work.
Not at my age you won't. Things that used to go up now stay down.
I am sure we could just have a chat, and talk about the first thing that pops up.
 

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