For those of you not in the know, the first Gun Appreciation Day was held yesterday across 'Murica. The event has been set up and financed by various right wing groups, lobbyists, white supremacists and the usual bunch of people ranging from the paranoid to those who are eager to compensate for the fact that their penises aren't generally long or hard enough to be able to penetrate pubic hair, but who cannot can't afford an imported sports car. Welcome | Gun Appreciation Day | January 19, 2013 I'm glad to report, everything went swimmingly, with reports of only five people being accidentally shot at three different gun shows. In Raleigh, NC, a guy NDed when pulling a shotgun out of its case and ended up shooting three people waiting in line at a safety check point. A dealer at a gunshow in Medina, OH, pulled the trigger on a pistol he just bought without carrying out NSPs, sending a round into the floor which ricocheted into another guy's leg and arm. And in Indianapolis, IN a guy shot himself in the hand in the parking lot while loading a .45 pistol he'd just bought. Good drills, boys and girls. You really helped show us all how guns aren't dangerous in the hands of law-abiding citizens.