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The Lord Flasheart said:
exspook said:
R2I days...and lack of proper counselling...and the bird from No1 MTE that used to want to lash all over me...bless
WTF have you got in your crack pipe??
Perhaps crack? Seriously m'lud, it's a real issue. I've lost count of the amount of times I've sat down for a nice suck on my crack pipe only to find out some blighter has filled it with swarfega, the rogues!
I was thinking someone had placed a small Labrador puppy in his pipe and cut it with some reel bad shit. Either way, his posts are as clear as a Bulgarian Air Traffic request.

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