Guinness

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by whitmos, Jul 24, 2012.

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  1. A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doc I'm not getting full enjoyment from my sex life and I think it would help if my willy was bigger"
    The doctor asks "What do you normally drink?"
    "Lager" is the reply.
    "Oh dear" says the doc "That tends to shrink things, try switching to Guinness"
    The man comes back the following week, shakes the doctor's hand and says "Thanks for the advice"
    The doc says "You switched to Guinness then?"
    "No" says the man "I've put the wife on lager"
     
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