This monstrous aberation spits in the eye of The Baby Jesus and all right thinking men should shun it, verily as thou wouldst shun the Spawn of Satan. Unless he was wearing 8" Manolos and a fetching cut-away skirt, fishnets and a tight tee shirt with no bra and that 'Come Hither' look in his eyes.
Where was I? Ah yes. This is right up there with orange flavoured Kit Kats. Who but a fool would mess with perfection? Dark and evil forces will be unleashed upon an unsuspecting humanity, you see if they aint.
As a fan of both products, I have been tempted to stray from the straight and narrow and attempt to establish a new relationship with "GM" ... before investing I shall wait to hear considered and serious opinions on the relative merits of the new and the old.
This being ARRSE, I suspect I may die before receiving guidance on my next purchase ....
I once mentioned something of the sort at breakfast in an Australian environment (an RTZ mining camp) and none of the poofters spoke to me for a week. That was a relief.
They also have different beans. Heinz beanz in the UK come in a blue tin. Over on the other side of the globe the tin's green. This is to warn poms that the beans taste of poofter's perfumed pillocks (which have, in all likelihood, been lovingly dipped in the warm product back at the factory. Mmmmmm.)