Guffs

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  1. What food/drink (not including booze) is most likely to give you the smelliest guffs? I think a litre sunny delight does the trick for me. that combined with undercooked chicken.................
     
  2. Not including.....Its booze mate!

    To be honest though, the worst is liquorice.
     
  3. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    A few pint's of Guiness & a mixed Kebab (chili sauce!) to bind it all together!!!
     
  4. Strongbow cider & chicken curry. Can strip paint from the walls and reduce a grown man to tears. Highly recommend it if you wake up next to a fat girl.
     
  5. Sneck Lifter and a curry. You know its bad when you stagger back into the bedroom after going to the loo and have to fight your way through the cloud that you cant stand the stink of. I think its ingrained in my walls now as well comes out when the sun is beating down on them to remind me.
     
  6. I'll ask my wife, she fecking stinks when she lets one fly.
     
  7. pedigree chum or winalot have to be in contention.

    have you smelt the aroma when a dog lets one go ????
     
  8. Nothing and I mean nothing ........ beats my cat when it lets go.



    J
     
  9. It has to be mushy peas - done the old way not from a tin :D
     
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Yeap! I'd agree with that.When my moggy lets rip,it's a hummer!