Guffs

#1
What food/drink (not including booze) is most likely to give you the smelliest guffs? I think a litre sunny delight does the trick for me. that combined with undercooked chicken.................
 
#4
Strongbow cider & chicken curry. Can strip paint from the walls and reduce a grown man to tears. Highly recommend it if you wake up next to a fat girl.
 
#5
Sneck Lifter and a curry. You know its bad when you stagger back into the bedroom after going to the loo and have to fight your way through the cloud that you cant stand the stink of. I think its ingrained in my walls now as well comes out when the sun is beating down on them to remind me.