Guess what this is.

#1
chewbacca.jpg

A Hols4Heroes bottle opener to the best answer, and no 3rd, it is not my Minky. (That just pissed on your bonfire),
 
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cloudbuster

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#2
Shaky shot of your mutt's manky lugholes.
Poor little bastard.
I hate to think what your 'Minky' looks like if you believe it could be mistaken for a hound's ear.
 
#3
Shaky shot of your mutt's manky lugholes.
Poor little bastard.
Poor little bastard? Poor little bastard?

I've spent the best part of 2 days awake with him, and the photo of the bandage on his ear didn't work. Did he discard the bandage at the earliest time he could? Fucking right he did, the little rat. He's asleep now, which means another night on the couch for me.

You've defo shat the bottle opener though, I was looking for witty replies.
 
#4
Her name is Alice, and she used to frequent a certain bar in Hohne. No matter what she says, I did not give her that funny looking infection!
 
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cloudbuster

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#5
Poor little bastard? Poor little bastard?

I've spent the best part of 2 days awake with him, and the photo of the bandage on his ear didn't work. Did he discard the bandage at the earliest time he could? Fucking right he did, the little rat. He's asleep now, which means another night on the couch for me.

You've defo shat the bottle opener though, I was looking for witty replies.
Nothing quite like the love of a responsible pet owner. As for the novelty bottle-opener, I'm very happy with my Homer Simpson one, ta.
 
#6
It's Chewbacca on a Michael Jackson day, it is. No, it is!

What's the prize?
 
#7
It's Chewbacca on a Michael Jackson day, it is. No, it is!

What's the prize?
Insiders, or people who hover their mouse over the photo get fuck all.

I could always rustle up some shit and blood stained clothing in a shoe box for you if you send 3rd your address.

Do try harder. C-
 
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Mark The Convict

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#8
Can you not fit one of those 'bottomless bucket' things over its head? You could model it for us.

 
#9
Insiders, or people who hover their mouse over the photo get fuck all.
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I didn't, honest, took me while to search for various names from Sci-Fi series just knowing I'd seen it somewhere before, but I don't expect you to believe that. And now that you pointed out the mouse hovering thing, I can see why.

Is there a prize for best loser? Or worst loser? Anything would do. Well, almost anything.
 
#11
I didn't, honest, took me while to search for various names from Sci-Fi series just knowing I'd seen it somewhere before, but I don't expect you to believe that. And now that you pointed out the mouse hovering thing, I can see why.

Is there a prize for best loser? Or worst loser? Anything would do. Well, almost anything.
Maybe if you'd said - "Hungover ewok", you might have won :-D
 
#12
#14
I was going to go with Chewbacca's girlfriend's clunge, but as Chewbacca has already been taken I'll guess it's Dale's arrse.
 
#15
It looks like the cup of coffee I saw in her kitchen 6 months ago

I'm going to get a kicking and a stinking ginger bath mat shoved under my nose

Sent from my BlackBerry 9800 using Tapatalk and a head dobber
 
#17
It looks like the front bottom of a young lady (above legal age) whose person I used to frequent in Stowmarket. She was, as far as I can recall, unaware of my frequenting her as she could normally be found asleep somewhere cradling a large bottle of Maddog 20/20 and shouting at buses and cars in her sleep. She came from a line of female hirsute Stomarket inhabitants who had managed to develop the ability to walk upright in the late 20th Century. She also possessed a set of unfeasibly massive mammary glands that swung very independently of each other and the nipples had hair the same coarseness of which can be found on the coarsest of doormats. Forget her name but she did save me a veritable fortune in alcoholic beverages and condoms as noone else in their right mind would admit or even attempt to step the light fantastic with this poor creature. I did however have to invest in brown paperbags.
 

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