Guess this Brazillian shop owner didin't want to be robbed

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    This Brazilian shop owner seems to have the solution to robbery.


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  2. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    I'd love to see what happened inside.

    The shit part is that in this country the shop owner would probably be done for assault.
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  3. CC. Please delete the 'probably'. Clearly excessive force was used on an impoverished citizen who needed to redistribute wealth - in his direction.
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  4. Robbery my arse, it's the Brazillian High Jump team in training.
  5. Spoof. Set up for Brazilian version of 'You've been framed'.
  6. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    That shop owner must be one big, scarey fcuker. That's 11 - 12 stone of would be robber picked up and chucked some feet out of the shop. And if you look at the video when he lands on the road, he drops a gun before grabbing it as he runs off.

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  7. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Gonna be embarrassing if it is. I spotted it in the Daily Mirror - and that's not the only on-line newspaper carrying the video link treating it as a real story.

  8. I'll bet the owner has one of these signs hanging up behind the counter:


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  9. I can only imagine the shop keeper is the size of Arnie and has a temper like my Mum!