As part of a plan to tighten his grip on the institutions of this nation, the Deranged Leader (with the help of Carol Caplin) has redesigned the uniform of the Foot Guards regiments. A "whiter than white" uniform replaces the traditional scarlet, and the bearskin busby will be no more. Guardsmen will now wear a "Red Rose" coloured head-dress inspired by the Millenium Dome and the London "Gherkin". The new regiments will swear an oath of loyalty to the Deranged Leader..... Photos form the Telegraph picture gallery...no I don't know what they really are!